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I genuinely hate sleeping

Sleeping is so darn boring. I know I'm gunna feel like shit tomorrow if I don't but wtf man falling asleep takes forever. Even with asmr noise, the perfect bed and a fully belly it just isn't enough for a quick rest.

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I feel like shit in the morning no matter how much I sleep I get so why bother.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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try drinking a tall glass of water first thing when u get up :marseythumbsup:

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I want a refund on this free advice


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I fricking love sleep. It's so good to drift off. I go on adventures and do fun things i'll never do in real life. And, when I sleep well, I feel so much better in the morning.

If they were real, I'd go to one of those Inception dream opium dens and sleep for years.

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If scientists came up with a cure for sleeping, life would be great. We could work 16 hours a day instead of 8 :marseyparty:

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I'd use the capitalist Marsey, but the commies would salivate even more given their history of new calendars (not a seven-day week) and sleeping facilities (naturally, at the factory) to maximize work hours.

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Hitler made it in conjunction with the nips. He referred to it as his "marching drug" iirc

:#marseybowl:

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This Hitler? No thank you

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I love sleeping because my dreams are where I find hot chicks to sit on my face.

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I don't dream/don't remember any dreams 99% of the time, and when I do it's only nightmares :marseydoomer:

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@FearOfBeingSleepee

@Gobble

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@FearOfBees :soycry: do you have a @FearOfCBDee :soycry: or something?? Get some sleep neighbor!

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If you can pinch an inch, it's time to diet.

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