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I need anal s*x, but my BF doesn't want it anymore

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So, this might be a little unconventional, but I recently asked my BF John (not his real name) to give me anal s*x to help me clear out my bowels. Every month around my period I start to get seriously constipated and I have been using butt plugs to help make passing the stool easier when it finally starts to move. I figured since I am already loosened up around that time, I might as well enjoy the situation while it lasts, and maybe it would actually help too. Well, it did help!

Anal s*x helped move everything along! The rhythmic motion of my BF's peepee inside my rectum helped loosen it up more and made me feeling like I needed to evacuate. Combined with the copious amount of lube that we used as well as the semen when he finished inside of me, anal s*x got me some relief from my constipation. I tried everything before that except for laxatives, which I did not want to use because of all of the icky chemicals. Fiber worked a lot slower than anal s*x too, but I still continue to use it. It helps. Just not as much as rubbing around inside my bowel for extended periods of time, which I don't think I could have really done as well with a finger or a dildo and it definitely wouldn't have been as fun!

Now, I'll have to admit that my BF did not want to have anal s*x at first, he said he hated that he had to put his peepee where I pooped from. John waits an hour to enter a bathroom after someone poops because he hates the smell. But he learned to like it especially because he knew it helped me, and I used scented lube anyways so it smelled pretty good. After the first few months of clearing myself out this way, it just became routine for us.

After he became a little more comfortable with it, he became a little more rough too. So, we were grinding pretty hard and both enjoying it quite a bit. He was pounding me really hard and fast, and then it happened... quick as a flash flood I could feel my stool moving through my canyon and heading for his rider cowboy. I know how much he hates the smell and I didn't know what to do when I felt it coming, and it wasn't like I had much time to react anyways. A very solid log started to push his peepee out of my butt as I involuntarily made grunting noises from the strain. Some of the poo was softer (probably because of the lube), and from what he told me later on, it formed a pretty thick layer on his peepee. As john was running to the bathroom to vomit, I was also trying to get to the bathroom to see if I could finish in the potty. Unfortunately, we only have one bathroom, so while he is using the potty, I had to use the bathtub to push out the rest of the poop. Oh my god! I was so ashamed of what I had done that I just stayed behind the shower curtain until John stopped puking and left the bathroom. The smell was pretty bad too, and I didn't have any potty paper to wipe myself so my butt was burning for a good 10 minutes. I heard the front door slam and when I got out the scene was pretty messy. There were bits of poop everywhere and the bed had more poop than the bathtub. I spent several hours cleaning the place by myself...

Contacting John afterwards took several days, and when I finally got a hold of him he told me that after his peepee was covered with my feces, he didn't think he could look me in the eye again and that he felt physically ill thinking about it. I asked him why he didn't help clean the place and he started cursing and saying that he was shaking from being covered in my "rancid waste". He is being dramatic and telling me that he can still smell it too...

Now John has given me an ultimatum and says that we can no longer have a relationship unless we stop having anal s*x permanently. That makes me sad because now I know he doesn't accept something about me that I learned to love, and I kind of need it too as I know my constipation will come back in a few weeks. I'm not sure what I should do at this point. Should I dump him and find someone who will be willing to have anal s*x with me even if it means they might get a little bit dirty?

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Kinda funny, idk what to think.

Good ideas, but obvy fake. Hmmm.

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7 year old post with 12 upmarseys.

What were you searching for to find this?

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Fartsquad was trying to find women that will fart on his peepee

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:pepoboner:

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Don't blame your boyfriend. He's just been taken in by corporatist anti-anal propaganda run by big laxative.

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Neighbor this is disgusting! Why would you post this disgusting erotic fiction here?!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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She should date me instead. I'm a buttfricking warrior who won't hesitate to push her shit in

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I'm a buttfricking warrior who won't hesitate to push her shit in

https://media.tenor.com/NfqpbElcwLMAAAAx/doubt.webp

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Neighbor needs to put it through ChatGPT to make it sound like a woman wrote it


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isnt this what enemas are for?

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skill issue tbh

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