Here is the trailer to remind you of what I am talking about.
The entire original Lord of the Rings Trilogy cost around 281 million to make.
For reference, game of thrones Season 4 cost around 60 million to make.
Amazon is literally going to lose all the money on this show calling it right now.
Release date - September 02 2022 
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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wrong. From a position of privilege equality looks like oppression. This woman just doesn't understand that the show is also representing masculine looking female bodies which are a part of our everyday reality just as much as women who look like her.
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I AM A WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR!
cries after someone says something mean
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My ex foid would regularly cry while doing her make up because she would get frustrated.
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Is femininity fierce at all?
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Have you ever told a basic b-word you have an Android?
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Try getting divorced.
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Maybe catty, idk about fierce tho
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No, and the highest expression of femininity is motherhood.
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educate yo self king http://www.potw.org/archive/potw96.html
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Oh we have a biologist here.
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Anyone else remember Peter Jackson and Phillipa Fran saying "Yeah originally we had Arwen turn up at Helms Deep but it just wasn't working and we realised we didn't have to put a sword in a Woman's hand to make her strong so we went back into the appendices...."
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The hubris is astounding. Bezos actually thinks he's the next Shakespeare.
https://twitter.com/BradStone/status/1397551413471760389
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He is basically Lex Luthor at home
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Alexa write Lord of the Rings sequel
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new conspiracy theory, what if the entire show is Amazon AI generated and it knows something that we don't and for some reasons this show is going to make billions because it just hits the prefect spot in our ape psyche when we watch it?
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Terf Queen JK Rowling is the most shameless Joseph Campbell plot-chart b-word in the history of pop culture and it worked out amazingly well. George Lucas and the Matrix gals and Game of Thrones guy thought they were smarter than him, but not Rowling. Look at the fricking results lol. Joseph Campbell plot-chart forever.
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One of the many reasons why we stan
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The voices are saying you're being crazy
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He doesn't even write that shit.
He pays 20 or so soyboys to butcher Tolkien's lore.
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Get a better editor.
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essence, you say?
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I'll probably gonna ignore its existence like I did with that Halo TV series
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What Halo TV series? You must have had a bad dream
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every night when I go to sleep I hope that someone would wake me up in the morning, saying its 2004 and Halo 2 is about to be released
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i loved when john halo had s*x just like in the bideo games
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$200MM on weaves and MMMHMMM dialogue replacement
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Watch their viewership go nowhere in two weeks
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I think it will beat the record of game of thrones. Something has to fill that hole
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Yeah you're probably right. But it might drop off pretty fast going into the latter half of the season or season 2.
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I don't see a LotR based series be full of such violence & s*x as GoT.
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What the frick
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take the bezos pill. Try to do lots of cool shit. Fail. Realize you were the demigod of middle managers. Expert in your own job but incompetent in anything else in the world.
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Does that include the money spent on getting the rights to make the show? Seems like way too much, that's way more than even capeshit movies with high billing actors.
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The rights cost like 200 million or something. The total number of seasons is expected to cost upto a billion.
Yeah no clue where the money is going. Even your CGI will hit a peak at some point where no matter how much more money you throw at it the tech just isn't there.
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cant wait for my r-slurred consoomer friends to tell me I should watch it because its good yet failing to tell me what good is beyond the fact its "new."
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Same
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those are not friends those are consumer bots
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Lol. lmao.
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OMG BROS!!!!!
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I can only pray that good source material and massive amounts of money will be enough to drag this show over the line to something watchable.
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I think it will be watchable, just not gonna make the money it cost or anywhere close.
Jeff Bezos is the kind of rich where he doesn't know how much a TV show is supposed to cost.
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"It's a tv show, Michael? How much could it cost? .5 billion dollars?"
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if it's anything like wheel of time it'll be complete dog shit. I can't wait to see all the redditors sneed about it.
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You ready for another wheel of time?
this time there's way more people familiar with this particular holy cow to become enraged at its slaughter
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I'm praying it's irredeemably awful so I can stand over the wreckage and laugh
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Is this the one where elves are beautiful Kang's and the orcs are all chinless crackers?
Or is the one with b-word dwarves and tall hobbits?
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what?
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Only saw 1 black person
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They decided the first human and elf love story was too boring so they added a black elf who has a side piece.
Great stereotype btw, such representation much wow.
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I hope he is hung like a Ent
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You need to upgrade to Amazon prime to find out
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Are you fricking r-slurred?
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Money laundering.
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Why was LOTR so popular to begin with?
Better sleep aid than entertainment
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the hobbit was good though
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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Does the sheepfricker government even HAVE 100 million?
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bezos
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Et4R6LdLlEehUShCoP8AoQ6CiW8=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/4658579/terminator_endoskeleton_1020.jpg
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I honestly dont know whether that's real or photoshopped
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https://twitter.com/business/status/973180651808714752
can't distress the jeff
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It's obviously shooped, Jeff doesn't eat his own kind
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New Zealand is where all the billionaires are planning to bail out to if (when) everything collapses so it's pretty funny that he can't help himself from pooping where he bunkers down.
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Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Us kiwicels could have had billions injected but FRICKING JACINDA fricks it all ip again
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I'm surprised NZ isn't more popular for a filming location. Its out of the way, and you essentially trap your actors on an island with little to no distractions to get them to fully commit because of the implication that you can kill them and people would think it was an accident.
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I'm sorry for you. I hope someone will find the cure.
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