We just bought this place! pic.twitter.com/RzgQ0zQL5o
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 5, 2022
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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idk who this is but weird statue yall
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I dont get it
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It's really complex and you have to understand the history of where they're standing for you to fully grasp what he's saying.
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Fine, I'll break it down for you. Michael Ian Black is a comedian. He took a tourist photo with his wife. Instead of posting it on his Insta like people normally do on vacation, he instead made a humorous post that he and his wife had bought the castle. The joke pokes fun at people who take photos in front of tourist attractions and share them with the world as if people really give a shit that you are standing in front of an object that thousands of others have stood in front of as well. It also pokes fun at people who share with the internet their home purchases. The humor is the satirization of tourist photos, those who lowkey brag about their real estate purchases with strangers on the internet, and the absurdity that he could ever afford to buy a castle.
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Good Hodor.
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Michael Ian Usedtobefunny
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Oh did he say something about your orange god that made you mad?
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No, I just don’t find his type of humor funny anymore. Too wacky random early 2000s.
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The Wet Hot American Summer films and The State will forever be funny to me.
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I’m sure they’re a riot for those into Netflix humor.
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There is zero chance that Stella would play well on Netflix
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You’re right. It was created for the more refined, niche tastes of Comedy Central.
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This but unironically. Tbf it was canceled a couple of episodes into the first season.
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Enjoy your Brendan Schaub special
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I am
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