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Modern_Major_Jefferal
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is the very model of a Modern Major-General
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#83535
Pitbull v. Toddler:STAT MATCHUP!!
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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The pitbull has greater strength, speed, and stamina but the baby has a summon ability which overrides all pitbull abilities. The only counter to the summon is a five minute gap between the summon and the stand arriving in which the pitbull may destroy the baby. However, if the baby survives this five minute time period the pitbull suffers instant death damage.
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In recent years, they nerfed baby’s summon damage. Nowadays, instead of baby’s summon killing the pitbull, it simply banishes the pitbull from the house to the shelter. The pitbull’s intelligence allows it to fool another family into adopting it which gives the pitbull another opportunity to destroy another baby. In this current meta, pitbulls need nerfs to give babies a chance and to make their bite attack have actual drawbacks.
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In our V1.03 Beta patch update; releasing 12 February 2025, we shall upgrade societal dog racism and eugenics positivity stats. To keep a natural flow to the game this increase will be directly connected to special events, such as 20% increase in black riots, 25% increase in Black on Asian violence, rise of new eugenics movement to re-legalize abortions, and 30% increase in pitbull attacks over time until the date of release. All these factors taken together shall help provide a cohesive cause and effect to our sims as to the eugenics reasoning given for killing off pitbulls along with increased disdain for the breed. In addition, as a side effect there will be a 10% chance of a random server changing event within 5 years of the update. Some example events - genetically modified child supersoldiers, anti abortion terrorist cells, black genocide, etc. As a live service game, we are proud to create such a diverse and multi branching system where killing off pitbulls can result in WW3 as unforeseen consequences. Thus keeping the game fresh and exciting for all involved. As they say, when a butterfly flaps it's wings, somebody loses their house in a hurricane!
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All them words won't bring your pa back.
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summoning doesn't always work though, parents cant come to the rescue if the pibble has already killed it in less than a minute
Even if they get there in time they might not be able to save the baby
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pitbulls are so goddarn ugly. both in looks and spirit
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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what if the baby has prep time though?
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song?
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Pirates of Penzance: Major-Generals song.
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fake...
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Sounds like Keraunos by PlayaPhonk slowed down
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Always thought those “battle comparison” tiktok videos had meme potential. Glad someone is doing it
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