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New composite globo-goblin person just dropped. pic.twitter.com/GnO4cGpL7a
— scuffed b. wiley (@scuffedbob) June 6, 2022
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I hate that I can't find any logical answer
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It was posted to /r/brandnewsentence . It’s not New! It’s nine years old!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
How have they not seen this before?!?
Also I changed the hole decoration images to reflect how old I feel.
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what the hell is going on in Florida pic.twitter.com/6YPsjKiaYd
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 5, 2022
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I saw Tom Cruise at a screening for Top Gun in Los Angeles in 1986. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut on my groin. I walked away and continued doing my job, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the front I saw him trying to walk out the movie theatre doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the concessions stand was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Opened a package and found this note.
— Rossi Carrillo (@rossicv85) June 3, 2022
Are you serious @Target @TargetNews @AskTarget
Better work on hiring more educated people. #notfunny #rude pic.twitter.com/5CI79fRB6A
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