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This is how FAR america :marseylibertyfireworks: has FALLEN :marseygiveup: . They are selling EXOTIC animals :carp: in the grocery stores :marseydiscount: . America :marseyusa: is done for. :marseyfrenchitsover2:

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  • Lv95_Slime : I watched @AltAccountOkapi fall into an internet BDSM relationship and now he pees in a cage
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Any fun people watching stories? :marseyviewerstare: :marseysipping: :marseyviewerstare2: :starecat: :bigeyes: :marseyawkward:

I'm at a local park walking a loop and I see this guy eating a big lunch in his (actively) running car when there are plenty of benches and picnic tables, it's not busy, and it's a nice low 70s right now.

Like why does this moid hate fresh air so much, why is he here then!

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  • Freak-Off : Dramatization of @pizzashill on Nov 5 2024
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have a good day!

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pea-ness

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseybooba:
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Court house reviews are funny

Going to my 2nd DUI charge hearing today

😱 (last one was like a decade ago, no charges since then and got an expensive butt lawyer)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17307254084344249.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17307254086806486.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730725408934723.webp

LMAO I'll be ready if they try that I sentence you to one year PSYCH! trick

Hopefully they do that :marseycry:

Back to inpatient after this (mainly to look better and yeah Im done this time 👍🚫🍺

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Finished painting my new home on wheels :marseypainter:
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A continuation of the stress tester bar joke. :marseyexcited:

You know the joke that goes "A stress tester orders null, 999999 drinks and the bar explodes when a customer asks for the bathroom key"? I thought of a continuation.

A bar has opened.

"Nate Higgers" enters the bar and starts throwing chairs, calling the customers slurs and and pisses and shits everywhere. The bartender bans him.

Moral of the story is that "Nate Higgers" was just a loser and the bar was better off without him. After all, people like him shouldn't be in a bar. It's great the bartender took care of him. Preventive measures like this keep our community safe.

"Nate Higgerz" enters the bar.... :marseytroll:

Hope you LOL'd (Laughed Out Loud)! :marseyblush:

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  • Dramamine : So old it already has a drivers license
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BIPoC of Color with suspended licence joins court call while driving :marseyyakub:

I'd pay money to hear the call that public defender made to him afterwards.

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Maybe not tho

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I found it because it's the second result if you search "alpha male diarrhea"

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Redditors love to piss and moan about "muh late-stage capitalism" but

I just had to watch a commercial where Ludacris was telling me that Jake Paul is going to box against Mike Tyson, and it will only be streaming on Netflix. :marseyretard3:

Ludacris then told me, "This is the fight the world has been waiting for!"

IDK friends, maybe we ARE living in a postmodern nightmare dystopian capitalist hellscape.

:#marseyveryworried:

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:#marseyxd: :#marseybiden: :#marseytrump: :#marseyobama:

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Billions must bald :chudjakbaldspin:

One positive of the microplastics is that they let you keep your hair for longer :tayhairflip:

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  • MyVacuum : Fricking disgusting the person who saved this is going to heck
  • whyareyou : watch out fer yer cornhole, peter
  • R : :marseywould:
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Unreal bantz :carpvoldemort:

!chuds

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:marseymanysuchcases:

					
					
					
	

				
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What is your favorite candy?

!poll_voters

@Mummyvann :marseyembrace: Thank You

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"Tell Kamala. I want her to know it was me"
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makes you think :marseyhyperthonk:
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Ice creambros...
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Poem by @Spiderman for @patsy

The rain drive :marseysteer: me insane,

U had the coolest brain,

Since u left I am down the drain,

Never like this rain,

Peter-parker-pattering on my brain.

Remember when we did Cain?

So plain.

Now we just be in pain.

I never :marseyitsover: lied to u

U were always true pink and blue

I knew u would :marseymid: come thru,

If only u had been granted a few,

I love u.

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