Trans Species Okapi
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I'm at a local park walking a loop and I see this guy eating a big lunch in his (actively) running car when there are plenty of benches and picnic tables, it's not busy, and it's a nice low 70s right now.
Like why does this moid hate fresh air so much, why is he here then!
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Depending on their bmi you could have spotted a rare polycule
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Nobody was fat or wearing glasses
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Interesting...
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Maybe he's people watching for r-slur furries phoneposting in the park instead of enjoying nature? Ever think of that?
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I hike over 12 hours a week, of course I'm going to use a bit of that time to shitpost
, it's called efficency sweaty while I'm burning calories and getting vitamin D
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In defense of the guy, I like listening to podcasts and having a barrier around me while I eat.
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Then why would you be at a park wasting gas?
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Because I hate the environment.
Probably running his AC, idk
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Dude it's low 70s with a slight breeze
Weak butt white collar fricks
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Yeah I'm a windows down kinda guy myself, don't like ACs much
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Have you considered liposuction? It might help.
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