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McDonald's is offering a 10-piece chicken nugget for $1 until December 2nd. pic.twitter.com/m31t3pUa0d
— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) November 5, 2024
Kamala will win
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OMG! Help her!
— Carnival Tycoon (@carnivaltycoons) October 28, 2024
bro wtf
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A vote for a third party is a vote for the opposite main party.
There are two opposing main parties.
Therefore a vote for a third party is voting twice.
Which is illegal.
Go to jail.
- Lv97_Slime : I watched @AltAccountOkapi fall into an internet BDSM relationship and now he pees in a cage
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I'm at a local park walking a loop and I see this guy eating a big lunch in his (actively) running car when there are plenty of benches and picnic tables, it's not busy, and it's a nice low 70s right now.
Like why does this moid hate fresh air so much, why is he here then!
- Freak-Off : Dramatization of @pizzashill on Nov 5 2024
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I’m mom to eight dolls — I breastfeed them and take them everywhere https://t.co/35iEoCogzQ pic.twitter.com/czl5w93i5c
— New York Post (@nypost) November 4, 2024
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Going to my 2nd DUI charge hearing today
😱 (last one was like a decade ago, no charges since then and got an expensive butt lawyer)
LMAO I'll be ready if they try that I sentence you to one year PSYCH! trick
Hopefully they do that
Back to inpatient after this (mainly to look better and yeah Im done this time 👍🚫🍺
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You know the joke that goes "A stress tester orders null, 999999 drinks and the bar explodes when a customer asks for the bathroom key"? I thought of a continuation.
Hope you LOL'd (Laughed Out Loud)!
- Dramamine : So old it already has a drivers license
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I just had to watch a commercial where Ludacris was telling me that Jake Paul is going to box against Mike Tyson, and it will only be streaming on Netflix.
Ludacris then told me, "This is the fight the world has been waiting for!"
IDK friends, maybe we ARE living in a postmodern nightmare dystopian capitalist hellscape.
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One positive of the microplastics is that they let you keep your hair for longer
- SantasVacuum : Fricking disgusting the person who saved this is going to heck
- whyareyou : watch out fer yer cornhole, peter
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