lmao

Ummmm, let people enjoy things???

thanks

What would you pick?

Edit: Apparently Vivek went to take a piss with his mic on

https://x.com/Holden_Culotta/status/1733958535904399681

Video here: https://tiktok.com/t/ZT8aE2Xs7

TL;DR: woman films herself riding in a tesla-only Boring Company tunnel to the Las Vegas convention center, wherein she and the driver discuss plans to build more tunnels under Vegas

This thread in particular got people heated:

>@andrew: yes because building an entire underground roadway for a single brand of car is a fantastic use of funds!

@drewtnfk3da replies: jealous cuck

Lots of folx replied to our boy drew:

>@Bakar ☻️:No need to project ur personal life on here

>@Jakobean:Son, it seems you're the one gettin bent over

>@Coby James:Nobody is jealous of this weird butt tube 😭

>@user4169707742: Man trust me when I say absolutely NOBODY is jealous of people like you and most people close to you prob hate you lmao

>@manwitch86:Responding to any criticism with an accusation of jealousy is the lowest IQ reaction you could have.

>@doug: you 100% don't own a car, have friends or have a life that's of any value

>@RadSadLadd: Wow buddy . No need to tell us your personal life 😂 calm down and drink your juice buddy

>@UserTrashCry: Lmao I'll drive in there without it beans and bread boy🤣🤣🤣🤣

Other choice comments on the video:

>@King Frenchy:This is capitalist innovation at its finest. An extremely inefficient use of labor and resources to build this stupid shit

>@Cranberri Ladybug:If it's not supervised by a human, me and my HONDA will be using that tunnel out of SPITE!! Yup

>@rickjames: This is monumentally asinine

>@sam: I hate this tunnel so much. I cannot believe Elon convinced them to stop building rail and do this instead. It's trash

>@samseggrolls: I can literally walk faster between those two points. This is a stupid idea.

As is common with Boring Company content, people are wondering how anyone is supposed to get out of the car if there happens to be an emergency or supply fresh air if there is a fire in one of these tiny tunnels, but these comments just didn't serve drama

Oh my GOD.

Trump claims him debating Hillary after saying “Grab em by the 🐱” was braver than soldiers fighting in war.

You cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/Tn8snJCLcd

— Kayleigh 🇺🇸 (@FLAKayleigh) December 10, 2023

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Modern art… 🤦‍♂️🤣 pic.twitter.com/v4CNuAADvl

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 10, 2023

Glycogen production in the vagina ceases after menopause, resulting in the disappearence of lactobacillus acidophilus that eats it and maintains an acidic pH. So what does old cooch taste like then?

Yeah I said it. You might be offended. You've probably heard this a thousand times before, but believe me you will hear it again. Because it's deserved. You're French. A parasite. A slug. A leech. A failure. But, of course, you may think I don't have evidence to justify this. But you are wrong, as always, your failures stand out like a shining pile of manure among your pristine neighbors. So let me begin. First off, your cuisine. Dogshit. What have you got? Spoiled milk that smells like shit. Okay what else? Alcohol because you need to drown yourself in wine to escape your life. Sounds right. Frog legs? Snails? Yeah, that seems about right for you. But cusine doesn't matter compared to your successes or lack thereof. What is you history? A long, long list of failures and losses. So let's start off. The Gauls getting invaded and conquered by the Romans before getting conquered by the Germanic tribes. Getting invaded by the Vikings and forced to give up Normandy to them. You might say you conquered England, but no, those were the Normans who were Viking descendants and actually fricking useful. The Hundred Years' War. Which you lost. You even needed God to send you a warrior to try to save your sorry butt. Then what? Following the Spanish and Portuguese discovered to the New World and being kicked out of all the good land to an icy tundra. Server you right. Brutally enslaving people in Haiti? No surprise. And then proceeding to demand reputations for their revolt, which you failed to stop, until the mid 20th century, which was what kept your country barley afloat. Then your rulers were so incompetent they were all killed and you had a revolt. Then Napoleon, who wasn't even born in modern French territory, cause you lost it, and then proceeded to lose. And then you were appointed a monarch by Britain. You even had to sell most of your territory in America, which you couldn't develop or protect, to the U.S. Then WW1 were with the help of all the allied nations you barley managed to stop the Germans from getting to Paris. Then you built the Maginot line because you knew you couldn't stop them normally but you built it where they didn't even attack last time and didn't finish it. Then they attacked around it, surprised, and you were turned into a puppet nation of the Nazi surrendering almost immediately. Heck, French guards were some of Hitlers last men. It took the combined forces of all of the Allies to actually help you and kick the Nazis out for you. You've had so, so may revolutions since then because of your incompetence. You want to talk about shootings in the U.S? Well how about your history of bloodshed violence and failure. Unrest? Look at all your riots. Heck, at one point your naval flag was a white flag. TF2? Yeah you play spy cause you can't even fight correctly. What are you known for? Failure. Justly, you are losers, and always will be. Go frick yourselves and become a decent country like your neighbors. But that's not all. Speaking of your neighbors, let's look at their successes. Spain and Portugal actually have good food and managed to colonize almost the entirety of South and Central America, conquering Empires and making a name. Britain, controlling almost a 1/4 of the land on Earth and kicking your butt almost every time. Germany, the heart of the E.U, able to fight against the entirety of Europe twice in a row, the Holy Roman Empire, fighting and controlling the Pope? Inventing Lutheranism and the printing press? Oh how about Poland, the winged Hussars, all of them coming together to fend off the Ottomans and Mongols. Italy, with some of the best cuisine in the world, the Roman Empire, which kicked your butt, the Pope, the Church, Florence, Rome, incredibly important. All of them so, so much better than you. Of course, you might say the past is no indication of the future. And you have a bit of a point. But really, what have you done? There is a short, short list of deeds in which you have not failed. You have an unstable, failing government. You have a weaker military than UK, U.S, China, etc, etc. You are by far the weakest member on the UN Security Council, an unfunny joke, a gag. Your economy is weaker than any of these good nations. Your “luxury” products suck and and overpriced shit shows. Culturally, you have jack shit. You seem to have missed out on the Renaissance and basically every other period of advancement. Ethically, you hate migrants, in fact you hate everyone. Your national anthem is so fricking baton is listing despite having nothing to be proud of, talking about using countries as fertilizer, yeah bud that's not going to happen. One thing you did good was have nuclear energy, but your government realized its mistake in doing something halfway fricking decent for once and is now removing power plants and nuclear energy. So frick off. You are a failure without anything good to say for yourself. Not one accomplishment. Nobody wants you. They pity you for the whole you've dug yourself in. You will not get my respect or sympathy. So leave, and never come back.

ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now

Goodbye monkey man

Don't you miss back in the day when people could just make comics like these? And because he was gay, nobody could get mad at him.

For all you law nerds that don't want to read the whole thing, Bruce Rivers goes over the allegations, the strength of the case, and what sentence can be expected if (when) Hunter is convicted.

Panhandlers are shit, but this guy is Cart Narc level

check out the minute hour, very good stuff

Reminder this clip is from 3 years ago.

The world has gotten even more cucked in the past three years.

I have zero idea how the US is still number one.