This is the funniest (well, only) redscarepod troll of all time. His character is a saudi who has never listened to the podcast but found the subreddit while looking for cake recipes, liked it, and made redditors sneed with every comment

https://old.reddit.com/u/redscaregod

>Greetings. I do not have a previous username.

>I was browsing DuckDuckGo looking for a cooking recipe, but as the search engine is not yet as refined as Google, one of the first results was this forum. At first I thought it was a cooking forum, so I bookmarked it, but over time quickly realised that it was anything but.

>After a few months of browsing, I decided to make an account after seeing the live talks, and now I am here, spreading my wisdom as much as I can. Yet it seems I am often not taken seriously.

>Yes I look like Jesus, so I am told. -The RSG.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/ua41fs/_/i5vbg1t?context=3

Again, you Americans must have such boring lives. This poor man deserves privacy when dealing with such issues. In civilised nations, courts don't have cameras. To your people, everything must be a show.

Court issues? Judge Judy.

Family issues? Maury.

Intelligence issues? The View.

I am convinced that most Americans don't even have any personal relations of their own anymore. They just get up, turn on their 70” 4K TV, watch Marvel, worship Beyoncé, and wish you were famous. Well guess what fatties? None of that crap matters. What matters is the Ummah: Your mother, your father, your brother, your sister, your partner, YOU. Most of you care more about Chris Stone being slapped by Will Sponge or whatever his stupid name is than the fact that most of you here will probably be the last of your bloodline. Your men have crooked backs and smell like desperation, whereas the ladies are too busy bending over for Pisces pretending they have a personality.

Why can't you people just be normal? Stop bombing countries, stop being so stupid, and stop being so fat. -The RSG.

When a western lady looks at me, I look away. That's right. I don't care about your opinions. Disregarded. Trashed. Ignored. You have no power over me, for in my eyes, you do not even exist. I will not be judged by anyone but Allah. I know that annoys you. You can control lesser men, but when it comes to the big prize, no no. Not I.

If only you feeble men had but a slice of my abilities. Perhaps you too would have some self respect in the presence of such succubi. Perhaps the west wouldn't have a reputation of being a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Perhaps your ladies wouldn't have an OnlyFans logo tattoo'd to their foreheads by the time they were 22.

Westerners. We are not special. We are broken. A broken people. A broken society. Islam will fix it. What's that? You feel uncomfortable at this thought? That's only because you know that you are not worthy of following Islam's teachings. Most of you are animals, following lust and greed, card carrying members of The Cult of the Self.

It disgusts you when you see men like myself pray to the divine. The thought of you not being the centre of the universe truly horrifies you, because deep down, you know that your existence is a hollow one. Cheap dopamine shots from drugs, alcohol, and social media notifications. That's not a life, that's an existence, an existence that requires an urgent upgrade. Islam is that upgrade.

Go ahead. Do your usual spiel. Get angry. Get defensive. Perform a tantrum. It makes no difference. The truth is right here, hidden in plain sight. The weak will reject it, and the few of you who are strong, will embrace it. The times are changing, and with it, so shall everyone. To those of a moral nature, just know this: you are the greatest that mankind has to offer, and don't let the hordes of demons convince you otherwise. -The RSG.

King! Once again I am baffled. Baffled.. at how fantastic your illustration skills are. But please, heed my warning. This forum, ever since the fortunate introduction of the talk feature, has been exposed for what it really is. Ghastly American tinder-tier ladies, and the men whom justify their horrid attitudes.

You are better than searching for company in this hostile abode of food pictures and negativity. You are a polite and talented gentleman. Do yourself a favour, and depart from this unholy land. These eyes aren't worthy of your effort. Look at how they mock you. Look at how they trivialise you. Look at how they always, in their endless sea of depressive nihilism, always see the glass half empty.

They can try to silence me. See my downmarseys for proof. But they can't hide from the truth forever, and the truth is, that this is a realm for the cool no more. Stay strong king, and don't let them get to you. -The RSG.

Original poster, with all due respect, you are aware that it is currently the holy month of Ramadan? There are over a billion people around the world fasting until sundown as we speak, many of which could be browsing this forum. What you have done, in your attempts to showcase your culinary skills to these Gluttonous Americans, is factually make such peoples lives harder. The belly rumbles, and the stomach churns. I ask you with grace, in good will, and respectfully, please in the future reconsider such posts until the holy month has ended. Blessings upon you for your potential future generosity. -The RSG.