I'm still in shock that this happened. Earlier today my girl and I went grocery shopping for holiday plans. We were in bakery looking at, well stuff to bake with, and I noticed some dude sorta walk by us and looking at her. He's like 6'0ish but fat. He kinda looks like Keemstar but older. I didn't think much of it, lot of girls and dudes who have a girlfriend can relate to her getting stared at by strangers. As long as nothing comes out of it whatever.
We're still at bakery for a bit and I'm looking at donuts like 10 meters away from my girl, when the dude comes up to me and asks, in a surprisingly high pitched voice, if he can talk to me. Yeah I knew something was up the second he came near. He introduced himself and asked how my day was going. After 2 minutes of formalities, he cuts to the chase and showed me a pic of his wife. Idk what to say, she just looked normal but kind of chubbs. He said they're both swingers and asked if I'd ever heard of it.
Uh oh...I knew where this was going. The answer to the inevitable "do you want to swap my wife for your girlfriend who was a teenager less than a year ago" is a no. But, I wanted to see what this guy was about so I entertained him for a bit. A minute he asks the inevitable and I told him heck no, but just out of curiosity I then asked why he does that? Sorta like how you ask a criminal why they decided to do what they did. Apparently he's been doing it for almost 30 years. Basically...he said lot of nothing but threw in "love knows no boundaries", "not happy anymore" and "sometimes it's good to experiment". Yeah sure, when you're single. But like, neither of us are. And also if you're not happy then why are you still married? I also asked how old he was and he said 49. My girl and I are both very visibly in our early 20s.
After about 3 minutes of him rambling, I sorta laughed in his face and just told him to have a nice day. I then go over to her and give her a long embarassing bear hug in front of an old lady who just looked at us and smiled. It just felt so weird having someone talking like that in real life that it made me appreciate what I had. That hug felt nice and reassuring.
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He probably only tries it with guys that look like they might be cucks
I'm not trying to sound like I'm sucking my own peepee but I'm 6'3 and 185 lbs and played basketball in college, and planning to compete in bodybuilding. Lol I get the joke but I don't (think) I give that appearance
he didnt say you're fat he said you look like you might be a cuck
I have a single black friend who is a total nerd; a lawyer who likes suits, bowties and fine wine – sweet and innocent guy.
Anyways on the train to work he kept making eye contact with this cute white girl who also rode the same train. After weeks of eye flirting she eventually came up and talked to him. He was excited and wanted to ask her out romantically on a date.
She asks if he would be interested in having s*x in front of her husband who had a black bull cuckold fantasy.
why even live
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I'm around that height and weight and there's a zero percent chance anyone's mistaking me for a bodybuilder lol
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How about a cuck?
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He probably added fifteen lbs
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There is no way you can be 6'3 and 185 and be a bodybuilder.
This guy is 5'8 and 208 lbs, looks like a bodybuilder.
I can't imagine +7 inches and -18lbs being anything resembling even a natural bodybuilder.
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6'3 and 185 is lanklet territory.
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neighbor I'm 6'2 and 185 and I'm unironically fat af
how is one inch taller lanklet territory?
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That's not fat though, 185 is skinny territory.
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Nah nword you can be honest with me
that's on the upper end of healthy bmi and definitely not skinny
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I am 195 and a holder of the thin badge at the same height as you. Unless you have never done any manual labour or trained even once 185 is very skinny for someone that's 6'2, that isn't meant positively.
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rubs your tummy
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Well do you have a girlfriend that you bring to the bakery?![:marseysickos: :marseysickos:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseysickos.webp)
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cucky
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That was 100% my first thought as well. "That guy looks like he'd be into crying in a corner while I plow his foid."
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Hey drumpf…![:marseyderp: :marseyderp:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyderp.webp)
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You want me to plow your foid, you, or both?![:pepolick: :pepolick:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/pepolick.webp)
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He didn't reacted at all when a complete stranger was visibly ogling at his girl, it's easy to make that assumption.
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You forgot this funny exchange
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/18nd3l1/dude_asked_if_he_could_frick_my_girl/keajiyv?context=8
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What a sick frick, the girlfriend's practically a child… her brain hasn't fully developed yet.
Trans lives matter, unlike cucks'.
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Why are you gay?
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Hey, this guy's gay!
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This 100% did not happen lol![:marseycoomer3: :marseycoomer3:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseycoomer3.webp)
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Hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really liked your vibe
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Love that rsp commenters can see through the bs![:marseynails: :marseynails:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseynails.webp)
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Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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