babe come watch this cartoon with me, i'll even suck your peepee if you do no

I don't know about you guys, but watching shitty movies with shitty writing, where the characters make r-slurred decisions just to advance the plot, is one of my favorite hobbies. To just sit there and absolutely derail the immersion by pointing out how utterly stupid everyone is being in the movie. There's no better feeling. Sitting with your girl, watching this shit, and injecting common sense into this slop, I feel is almost a responsibility every man has in a relationship.