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My BF Dumped Me Because I Believe in Magic

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The conversation started okay — we were making fun of horoscopes, tarot cards, psychics, etc. Then I made a mistake— I told him that just because those were fake didn't mean magic couldn't exist.

He's an open-minded dude, so I took his silence as encouragement. I told him how researching and testing proposed supernatural beliefs is a big hobby of mine. Like how in college, I took some funding as VP of the Poker Club to pay test subjects to recreate the CIA remote viewing experiments (a la Project Stargate), using modern methods for preventing information loss. Sadly, the results weren't significant. As a result, I don't believe in remote viewing.

He seemed to take it well? Everything was fine until yesterday. We were planning for our summer trip to Spain, and I asked him if we could go mining for specific materials. I needed them for my recent foray into alchemy (specifically Philalethes).

He BLEW up. He basically ranted for twenty minutes about how childish and “loony” I was. Honestly… it was humiliating. And I really liked him, too.

This can NOT happen to me again. Do I just lie to all my future boyfriends?? Keep this a secret??

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Lmao as if any of that unprovable stuff is real. :chudsmug: She should read the Bible instead :chudcheers:

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IF THE BIBLE ISN'T REAL, HOW COME IT STOPPED @SnappyIsMyWaifu'S SIDEBOARD FROM WOBBLING?

The future is female

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Magic is real, get over it

:#marseywitch2talking:

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I had a gf like that. Super in to astrology, science was all just western reductionist lies, alchemy was totes real, her 50 something guru was totally not just trying to smash and his copy of the Necronomicon was not just a coffee table anthology of H.R. Giger art it was the same book from the Evil Dead movies. She was so hot, but so dumb.

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redscarefoid ascends to wizardry :marseywise:

honestly having an neurodivergent fascination with medieval alchemists is better than horoscopes and tarot. At least she's trying to test the ideas instead of blindly believing them lol

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:#marseyhesright:

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digging for rocks sounds like a cool date too :marseyminer:

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This is her larping right?

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No she is unironically a woman :marseymisssize:

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I am too lazy to check her previous posts, do that for proof or it shall be told in the great echoing histories that it was a larp

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"She" keeps up the bit throughout her posting but caveat of five month history and exclusively on /r/redscarepod

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tHiS iS bAiT/lArP/dIdNtHaPpEn

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Why are you being toxic?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/tZhlEV46NXFi8/giphy.webp

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Britney was one hot mama correct

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She's such an excellent example of why drugs are bad.

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Pictured: Soren validates a person is a woman before striving to beat them


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Ok

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She sounds based, tbh. Not believing in horoscopes and crystals makes her better than half of modern foids. The fact that she's doing alchemy and shit is, at worst, unique enough to be interesting; I bet if this was a moid dramanauts would respect his power level.

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It is a good thing that he blew up and called her an r-slur and no she should not lie to her future boyfriends because she should stop believing r-slurred things in the first place

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