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Like clockwork 7d ago#6917800
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He came back to save Donald Trump from assasination. In the original timeline, he gets killed in Butler, Pennsylvania by Thomas Matthew Crooks, so MAGAtards coup the goverment, and America goes into civil war.
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Borpa 7d ago#6917995
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This paints such an amazing believable vignette of a neurodivergent physics major with time travel obsessions the OP should write a book about it one day
Good bait is funny even if everyone knows it's fake. This is an absolute banger
I get tired of "my girlfriend wanted to open the relationship but now I frick college girls all the time and she's mad at me" type posts. Without a real STUPID EVIL WHORE to mock/be mad at, there's just nothing there
If you were sent back now would you be able to win the last lottery of wherever you live? Unless you're a commited lotto player (read: degenerate gambler) most people wouldn't be able to remember the lotto numbers to use them to win the next lotto.
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I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit.
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He came back to save Donald Trump from assasination. In the original timeline, he gets killed in Butler, Pennsylvania by Thomas Matthew Crooks, so MAGAtards coup the goverment, and America goes into civil war.
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Good, you should!
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This paints such an amazing believable vignette of a neurodivergent physics major with time travel obsessions
the OP should write a book about it one day
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This is not real. Its creative fiction. Its really good creative fiction though.
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Good bait is funny even if everyone knows it's fake. This is an absolute banger
I get tired of "my girlfriend wanted to open the relationship but now I frick college girls all the time and she's mad at me" type posts. Without a real STUPID EVIL WHORE to mock/be mad at, there's just nothing there
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There was one where the guy was fricking trans women exclusively when they opened up the relationship and the girl was freaking out
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I want to live in a world where this actually happened
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No, it's real. I was the bf. (And I am really from the future.)
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Thats cool. Are the alien invaders submissive and breedable?
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They're actually terrible lovers.
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Explains why you'd go back in time.
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It's on rsp. It's probably real
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This is one of the best reddit fake stories ever. If it's real, I don't know whether to cry, laugh, or be in awe. This is a plot for a B-tier movie
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There's some lies so r-slurred that the person who believed it is at fault more than the lier. Why wouldn't he just win the lottery a few times?
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If you were sent back now would you be able to win the last lottery of wherever you live? Unless you're a commited lotto player (read: degenerate gambler) most people wouldn't be able to remember the lotto numbers to use them to win the next lotto.
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If I was able to time travel I would write that shit down
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The story is that he sent himself back by accident so you wouldn't have time.
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Right, but he would know to dump all his money into Nvidia
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Would work once, but alter the timeline so reliably that you wouldn't be able to do it two times in a row.
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This neighbor be watching Phil of the Future or something
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This is kind of the plot of steins gate with a few changes lol
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Jewish Lives Matter JUST KIDDING LMAO
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How are you adding cartoons to your steam library?
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It's a VN you gorilla neighbor.
Jewish Lives Matter JK LOL
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Bruh you just gotta keep rewatching the first episode to really understand Steins gate fully.
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Instructions unclear, told her I came to her in the past.
She called me a pervert and closed her curtains.
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NTA time travel is not something you joke about.
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I'm you from last year. When you got stuck in that dryer and it was struck by lighting it teleported a copy of you into the future
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What that before or after your dog mounted you while stuck in the dryer 🤔
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/u/Prestigious_ear_9164 did you have fun with the fantasy? that's all that really
matters
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I wish the Doctor would come and invite me aboard his TARDIS and take me away from all the annoying things in my life.
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Sorry, only the r-sluris is available for you
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I know someone who knows a girl this happened to, but she was 17 and it was vampires
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!pings all 3 pin colors
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You are
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Dudes rock!
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ezv8zk/bf_lied_about_being_from_the_future/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Dude sounds like a keeper tbh.
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lol
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Wasn't this a greentext
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Sarah Connor… I'm here from the future… you have to suck my peepee or evil time traveling robots will kill you!
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