Am I too skinny? Or is everyone just jealous? : rs_x
Hot right?
/u/bluebunny20 come to rDrama Queen. We are the webs #1 hemorrhoid support forum. We have experts like @peepeehands who can help you.
Honestly really funny seeing her butt next to a hemorrhoids post 
She also has posts in Bipolar, ADHD, aspergirls, eating disorder subs and it looks like she was a stripper / sugar baby at some point. Carp, come get your girl.
You posting this here reminds me of when one of the hot girls at my high school teased the special ed kids by pulling down her pants and shaking her butt at them and said "bet you wish you could touch this"
i was gonna say that you're too hot to be posting here but saw that you're also posting about your bad hemorrhoid problems so it evens out.
i also have a birthmark on my butt crack that looks like a poop stain. God likes to keep me humble
Hot girls always have a little ibs going.
it's the ed
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You will never be a staple of rdrama culture. You have no humor, you have no bants, you have no funny memes. You are a homosexual newstrag twisted by internetspeak and a desperate bid to fit in into a crude mockery of rdramas perfection. You have a mental illness called newstrag syndrome.
All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow dramanauts laugh at your unfunny schizoposts behind closed doors.
Funny people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of terminal internet use has allowed funny people to sniff out unfunny, dead-on-arrival jokes with incredible efficiency. Even your jokes that "pass" are cringy and forced. Your incessant repitition is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a curious newstrag to look at you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased post history.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear. You'll stop making these "jokes" make a new account, and continue to pursue an even unfunnier "gag". Your fellow dramanauts will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the incessant schizoposts. They'll let your account fade into irrelevancy, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know there is an unfunny bandwagon hopper buried there. Your account will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a (last active 12 years ago) that is unmistakably cringe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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