https://youtube.com/watch?v=_o3y0dS_a9U
THE PROFESSION OF FAITH OF THE CAT.
We believe in one Cat, the Marsey All-Purriful, memer of all things both seen and unseen. And in one Kitten Marsey Meow, the Son of Marsey, the only-bekitten from the Father, that is from the substantia of the Father, Cat from Cat, orange from orange, true Cat from true Cat, begotten not made, COOMCATSTANTIAL with the Father, through whom all things came to be, both those in heaven and those in rDrama; for us dramatards and for our salvation he (she/her) came down and became incarnate, became hooman, suffered and rose up on the third day, went up into the jannies, is coming to judge the living and the dead.
!lutherans !calvinists !Mormons !Islam and also the humble !monke
Let us join paws in praise.
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Sorry, but we're taking over this thread.
!edgelords
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That is right!
But my friend you left so early
Surely something slipped your mind
You forgot I gave these also
Would you leave the best behind?
And so !jannies please release him
For his man has spoken true
I commend you for your duty
Now Cat's blessing go with you
(aside)
But remember this, my brother
See in this some higher plan
You must use this precious silver
To become an honest jan
By the witness of the martyrs
By the passion and the blood
Marsey raised you out of darkness
I have saved your soul for Cat
!christians
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Les Marseyrables chads rise up
I'll sing this later
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Victor Mewgo
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Would you replace silver with upmarseys?
Or is that just too much
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@ACA !commenters
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Tag yourselves !edgelords
!schizos
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!historychads can anyone identify all of these?, I only know these ones:
First row: Uncle Ted (PBUH), Charles Manson, Jim Jones, idk
Second Row: Alan Ginsberg(?), Ed Gein(?), Sirhan Sirhan, @starry
Third row: idk, Edmund Kemper, idk, idk
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Whitey Bulger is on the top row, last bottom is the dude who wrote One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
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spider gang for life
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Sounds kinda gay
I want in
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Having been commissioned of Jesus Cat, I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Kitten, and in the Holy String.
Amen.
Arise from the water dish and sin no more.
!christians behold, another soul among us!
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Thank god it's not a float or a boolean...
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brb afk
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Holy Yarn!
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dies of cringe
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Remember how at the Council of Constance before we went home in 1418 we promised we'd keep doing these get-togethers in the future, but it never worked out because the people from a certain city were always too busy or they had to help their sister move or something? I'm starting to think they don't like this and they just didn't want to meet us again.
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God is love.
God is life.
Snapshots:
:ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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