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I am God's prophet

@J is my ordained Apostle

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So stoked for Jesus' birthday
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Hooray for Jesus
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Discuss

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17325484840515573.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17325484843169186.webp

:#marseypamsame:

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I love Jesus

I want to get down on my knees to show Christ how much need him inside me

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These are the questions behind life itself

!Islam !christians !FSM !atheists

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holeposting

holeposting

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Please repent.

!lutherans !calvinists !baptists !Mormons! !islam

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Malachi 3:8-9

Will a man rob God? :marseycop: Yet ye have robbed me.

But ye say, :soycry: Wherein have we robbed thee? :marseyjudge: in tithes and offerings.

Ye are cursed with a curse: :chad: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

!christians give God money, I will pass along your DC and MB

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Are we all not sinners?

Should none of us cast a stone?

Should none of us judge lest we be judged?

So should we too accept a repentant sinner into our midst?

Yea, even @IRREDEEMABLE-CHUD?

Brethren and Sistren, yea, a mighty work is to take place along the Children of Men.

Let us welcome a penitent sinner this blessed day.

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@misterwigger

!christians give me DC

Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

For I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink,

I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.'

Then they also will answer, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to you?'

Then he will answer them, saying, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.'

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When the Papists break into your home, compel them with the Power of Christ

!christians !lutherans !calvinists !alligatorfrickhouse

Someone summon ! Anime

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Holeposting
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!atheists !FSM !based !babykillers

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Please pray for Tucker Carlson for protection from the devil

!christians !chuds

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!atheists !FSM

Jesus really do be like

:#marseyoscargamble:

!r-slurs

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Bible Quote of the Day - Luke 6:27-29

Luke 6:27-29 (KJV)

27. But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,

28. Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

29. And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also.

!Christians !lutherans !calvinists !Mormons !Islam !alligatorfrickhouse

I ask you all to donate 100 DC to @IJustWantToSearch while he tries to find his own path to the Almighty.

Let us pray that he finds what he seeks.

With Grand Amen and Amen.

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Joseph and Mary had s*x and had more kids after Jesus was born.

Imagine hitting the kitty that gave birth to God hnnng

Do you think Jesus had a big head and messed it up for Joseph though?

!lutherans !calvinists !mormons !islam

!coomers !sex_havers

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@carpathianHORRORist

https://media.tenor.com/8ErkmuSVR7oAAAAx/candles-light.webp

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  • fine : papist cuck shit, faith and faith alone you b-word
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I can undo these curses for 1000 DC

!christians !lutherans !calvinists !mormons !Islam

The devil is at your doorstep.

Please put your soul above filthy lucre.

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I have authorized the selling of Indulgences for the Redemption of your Sins.

Okay frick @HailVictory1776 — he can stay in Purgatory.

I will still accept Indulgences for 3000 and we will pray for other more penitent sinners.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17294529911270914.webp


@HailVictory1776 will be trapped in Purgatory for 4643 more days. He will suffer for his sins outside of the Atonement of Jesus Christ.

But even as he suffers, you can relieve his suffering and obtain forgiveness for your own sins.

For every Indulgence donation of 3000 DC, you can redeem HailVictory1776 from one less day of suffering and also align yourself further with Jesus Christ and obtain a remission of your sins through His Grace.

Matthew 25:31-40

31 "When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 "Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.'

37 "Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?'

40 "The King will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'

!Christians !lutherans !calvinists

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Holeposting

Holeposting

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I would like to get baptized and give my life to Christ
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holeposting

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Trans lives matter

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1. I'm circumcized, so Jew God has to let me in when he does Peepee Inspection Day.

2. I'm baptized and I always talk (confess) about the terrible things I do, so Jesus has to let me in. !christians

3. I recited the Shahada or whatever it's called and I made Le Happy Marsey :marseymerchant:, so Allah has to let me in. !islam

4. All those Buddha ching chang ching religions don't matter so I guess I guess I'm okay with them too.

BONUS: I went through the Catholic Holy Doors in Rome during the 2000 Jubilee so I basically have some long calls on Christianity.

I'll even let BLM carry my casket just in case they were right.

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