THE PROFESSION OF FAITH OF THE CAT.

We believe in one Cat, the Marsey All-Purriful, memer of all things both seen and unseen. And in one Kitten Marsey Meow, the Son of Marsey, the only-bekitten from the Father, that is from the substantia of the Father, Cat from Cat, orange from orange, true Cat from true Cat, begotten not made, COOMCATSTANTIAL with the Father, through whom all things came to be, both those in heaven and those in rDrama; for us dramatards and for our salvation he (she/her) came down and became incarnate, became hooman, suffered and rose up on the third day, went up into the jannies, is coming to judge the living and the dead.

!Christians !marseyartists

!lutherans !calvinists !Mormons !Islam and also the humble !monke

Let us join paws in praise.

@J is my ordained Apostle

!lutherans !calvinists !mormons !christians

I'm a !r-slurs I attached the wrong link, ty @Corinthian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre

!Christians

Today is the anniversary of when Brigham Young ordered the !Mormons to attack a wagon train of gold prospectors. They went in Indian blackface (just like the Boston Tea Party !burgers !chuds) and killed about 140 people over a few days. Then they kidnapped everyone under 8 and raised them Mormon.

All because Brigham Young accused them of having the gun that shot Joseph Smith in their possession.

Even the !monke was created by GOD.

!christians !lutherans !calvinists !mormons !Islam !biology

Though it is not the LORD's day, we can still worship HIS creation.

WHore

@ACA I require an answer. Thanks

may the Lord shine His grace upon thee

@Count_Sprpr

Praise the Lord on this blessed day!

!lutherans !calvinists !mormons !islam

do art

!christians !marseyartists

@Aevann I did the thing, submitting as an emoji

!mormons I made this probably 10+ years ago for /r/exmormon

Usually I don't post drama, because I hate drama and I am a proud dramaphobe, but this is too good not to post.

/r/Evilautism I saw this subreddit in a google search and knew just searching for Christian would bring so many funny results.

I am only looking at one comment, from a very special user /u/ganon893

He posts just a typical boring outragoues comment against christianity:

I agree 100%. I was just about to comment the same thing. I also agree with the person below you saying she's spreading "propaganda." The internet sucks, but if you're gonna spread prop up a religion that's been used to war, r*pe, murder, disenfranchise, and repeal vital legislation in the name of their beliefs, you're gonna get some push back.

I wouldn't directly attack her, because that's fricking stupid. But let's not pretend like there isn't an entire half of the country (America) voting for a white supremist child male feminist who plans on implementing religious extremism. I know people want to avoid politics, but we're neurodivergent people. We need to be aware. And at this point, Christianity needs to be treated like a hate group.

Ridiculous nonsense. But it gets better.

Someone replies to him:

Idk (atheist here) Jesus seems like a pretty rad dude, not without his faults of course. I'm in favor of religious diversity and expression, including Christianity. The problem is the people using it to reach unjust ends.

And guess what, /u/ganon893 a Christian (or at least claims to be):

As harsh as I am against Christianity, I 100% agree. And here's the kicker, I'm a Christian myself.

I've been in the church. I've seen it's awfulness firsthand. It's ableism, misogyny, xenophobia, racism, etc. The actual beliefs of Jesus are cool, and it's why I personally continue to believe and try to live my life accordingly. But modern organized religion? It's 100% become a problem.

Makes no sense. You say you are a Christian but want Christianity to be labeled a hate group.

I am not gonna say anything mean about this guy, honestly, because of God and I don't like meansters.

"Judge not, that ye be not judged" - Jesus

You can't castigate others without doing so unto yourself. I am no better than this poster, because I came here to mock him, but I am not perfect.

I thought of that verse when thinking of verses to use as a rebuttal against this user, but I realize I do the exact same thing as him. Only worse, especially with a previous comment I made I just thought about.

I apologize. This post isn't good. I should not judge him, I am no better no more worthy, only GOD is good and only GOD may judge. If you are Christian or not, please pray with me. Pray even if you are atheist, just try it once please, even if you feel stupid doing it, literally just giving it a random shot 5 seconds of your day. Then you xan dunk on Christians if you felt nothing, but if feel something then you learned something new.

I love you /u/ganon893 I am sorry for judging you and I hope we both reach the kingdom of heaven and get to bow before God as servants of the Father almighty.

God bless you all, I need to go to sleep.

JOSEPH SMITH WON

MORMONISM WON

MORMON JESUS WON

NEPHITES WON

LMAONITES LOST

CUCKTHOLICS LOST

PROTESTANS LOST

EVANGELICUCKS LOST

CALVIBIPOCS LOST

ORTHODORKS LOST

MISSOURINCELS LOST

MONOGAMOIDS LOST

TOTAL MORMON VICTORY

!soyteens !mormons !schizos !r-slurs

"I know He turned fish into loaves of bread to feed The 5000, but what does that mean for me?"

Well I'm glad you asked, fellow !christians! There is much more to the symbol of the fish than the story of that miracle!

Of course we know that the Savior, God's Son, Jesus Christ performed this miracle.

But what happens if we read the original Greek language of the New Testament?

Well, if we translate "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Savior" back into Biblical Greek, it becomes "Ἰησοῦς Χρῑστός Θεοῦ Υἱός Σωτήρ."

Well what does this mean for me?

Well how about we simply things by only looking at the first letter of each word in the phrase?

Well it turns out that IXΘYΣ is the Greek word for...

You guessed it!

FISH!

Also, what symbol do we make when we cross our fingers?

You guessed right again! The sign of the IXΘYΣ! Ummm I meant FISH!

The next time you honk at someone in traffic, maybe double-check! You might just be honking at someone whose only sin is being late for church!

!lutherans !calvinists !mormons !islam

It doesn't matter if you believe in Him.

HE STILL BELIEVES IN YOU!

!christians AND !atheists!!!

At the end of your life's journey, you will look back upon the footprints in the sand.

You may !nooticers that during the most difficult and low points in your life there was only one set of footprints during those times.

But what you may not have realized is that during those lowest times in your life, those are the periods when The Lord carried you.

Never forget that we are One Flock with One Shepherd!

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