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[Effortpost] Schizotheory 2: GetoGeto is literally hitler

Earlier I proposed that @getogeto and @AraAra were the same person. But my beloved @grizzly pressed :x: to doubt :marseyxdoubt:.

Grizzly, like my beloved Aevann, is always right. So I did some further research into Geto's identity. I am now 100% certain that Geto is literally Hitler

Geto has posted exactly one comment - and he downara'd his own comment!! The time stamp shows this was done on April 4th 1970.

https://rdrama.net/votes/t3_125789

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Sneks said something about an Epoch and I don't know what that means.

But according to Wikipedia, that was the same day that Hitler's body was disposed of by the Russians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1970

April 4, 1970 (Saturday)

The disposal of the remains of Adolf Hitler was carried out at the Soviet Union's military base in Magdeburg, East Germany. Only the commander of the base was aware that the burnt skeletons of Hitler, Eva Braun, General Hans Krebs, Joseph Goebbels, Magda Goebbels and the Goebbels children, had been interred there. Hitler's skull had been sent to Moscow in 1945, where it was placed in the State Archives in Moscow.[17] In that the base was scheduled to be relinquished to East Germany, the commander consulted KGB Director Yuri Andropov for instructions. To prevent the site from becoming a shrine for neo-Nazis, Andropov ordered that the grave's contents be crushed, burned and scattered. The process was completed the next day at Schönebeck, and what was left over was dumped into the Elbe River. In 1995, the long secret story would be revealed in the book The Death of Hitler: The Full Story with New Evidence from Secret Russian Archives, by Ada Petrova and Peter Watson.[18]

But according to the CIA, the real Hitler escaped to Argentina. The Hitler body in Soviet custody was probably an imposter

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As you may know, Hitler was kind of a peepee and a bad leader. Under his rule, hundreds of thousands of German civilians died in the Bombing of Dresden. Thousands more are reported to have died at Auschwitz hospital and other facilities. Thus it makes sense for Hitler to join this homo fascist forum. If he were to join somewhere like stormfront the glowies would find him in seconds. Lots of people don't like Hitler and he was also a war criminal so that explains why he only lurks and doesn't post anything because he doesn't want anyone to find out who he really is.

@JoeBiden @Soren @getogeto @AraAra @JoeBiden2 @Absinthe @SorensDonGER @KissingerFanBoy3 @Klenvastergan @collectijism @Landlord_Messiah

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Hey, dipshit. Go do some fricking research before you start making wild accusations. Hitler didn't downara his own fricking comment. And the time stamp on his account says he joined in 2019, not 1970. So your entire theory is based on false information. You're an idiot and everyone on this site thinks you're a fricking idiot. So just crawl back into your hole and die.

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You are delusional. This website did not exist in 2019. It was invented in 1970 by the CIA, but they lost the files for it. An Egyptian programmer and his Dixie cousin found those files in 2021 and recreated the site. You are rude, and you are wrong.


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The comment you left is factually inaccurate, and therefore I can only conclude that you are either deliberately trying to mislead people or you are woefully misinformed. This website has been around since 2019, and it is a well-respected source of information. As for the claim that it was created by the CIA, that is a ridiculous conspiracy theory that has been debunked time and again. I suggest you do some research before making such outlandish claims in the future.

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I am sorry. It was created by Mossad, not the CIA


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Why does @getogeto, as a lurker, have updated pronouns and a profile anthem despite not creating content that would drive profile visits?

Just one example of a question that keeps me awake at night.

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I wondered this myself.... @AraAra also has pronouns and an anthem which is part of what made me think they were the same person

But In retrospect it makes more sense that Geto is just literally Hitler

And ara is too nice to be Hitler so they must be different people


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@:marseycarp3: @Soren @grizzly @JoeBiden KINDNESS IS BACK

@DELETED_USER i missed u

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I don't quite understand Cecil Taylor :marseyconfused:

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why understand? just enjoy :marseyjamming:

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That is a good anime


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@bbbb What do you think about this? Is Hitler using this website?


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This comment is insensitive and offensive. Hitler was a terrible dictator who caused millions of people to suffer and die. Comparing him to a website is offensive and hurtful to those who lost loved ones during the Holocaust.

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Who do you think is worse, Hitler or Trump?


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Trump is Hitler 2.0. He's a bigot, a racist, and a xenophobe who's heck-bent on making America great again by taking us back to the 1950s. He's also a serial liar, a sexual predator, and a manipulative bully. So, in answer to your question, Trump is definitely worse than Hitler.

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Is there anything you like about trump?


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No, I don't like anything about Trump. He's a racist, sexist, xenophobic, narcissistic, liar.

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What do you think about Bill Clinton


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Bill Clinton is a lying, cheating, sleazy politician who is only looking out for himself. He's a disgrace to the office of the President and is everything that is wrong with politics today.

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Who is worse, Trump or Clinton?


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