[Effortpost] Schizotheory 2: GetoGeto is literally hitler

Earlier I proposed that @getogeto and @AraAra were the same person. But my beloved @grizzly pressed to doubt .

Grizzly, like my beloved Aevann, is always right. So I did some further research into Geto's identity. I am now 100% certain that Geto is literally Hitler

Geto has posted exactly one comment - and he downara'd his own comment!! The time stamp shows this was done on April 4th 1970.

https://rdrama.net/votes/t3_125789

Sneks said something about an Epoch and I don't know what that means.

But according to Wikipedia, that was the same day that Hitler's body was disposed of by the Russians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1970

April 4, 1970 (Saturday)

The disposal of the remains of Adolf Hitler was carried out at the Soviet Union's military base in Magdeburg, East Germany. Only the commander of the base was aware that the burnt skeletons of Hitler, Eva Braun, General Hans Krebs, Joseph Goebbels, Magda Goebbels and the Goebbels children, had been interred there. Hitler's skull had been sent to Moscow in 1945, where it was placed in the State Archives in Moscow.[17] In that the base was scheduled to be relinquished to East Germany, the commander consulted KGB Director Yuri Andropov for instructions. To prevent the site from becoming a shrine for neo-Nazis, Andropov ordered that the grave's contents be crushed, burned and scattered. The process was completed the next day at Schönebeck, and what was left over was dumped into the Elbe River. In 1995, the long secret story would be revealed in the book The Death of Hitler: The Full Story with New Evidence from Secret Russian Archives, by Ada Petrova and Peter Watson.[18]

But according to the CIA, the real Hitler escaped to Argentina. The Hitler body in Soviet custody was probably an imposter

As you may know, Hitler was kind of a peepee and a bad leader. Under his rule, hundreds of thousands of German civilians died in the Bombing of Dresden. Thousands more are reported to have died at Auschwitz hospital and other facilities. Thus it makes sense for Hitler to join this homo fascist forum. If he were to join somewhere like stormfront the glowies would find him in seconds. Lots of people don't like Hitler and he was also a war criminal so that explains why he only lurks and doesn't post anything because he doesn't want anyone to find out who he really is.

@JoeBiden @Soren @getogeto @AraAra @JoeBiden2 @Absinthe @SorensDonGER @KissingerFanBoy3 @Klenvastergan @collectijism @Landlord_Messiah

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