Path to Tulsi Gabbard 2026

  1. Tulsi gains brief national attention by dunking on Kamala in primary

  2. Pleased with this, Tulsi continues dunking on Democrats, becomes Bernie Bro

  3. Bernie loses

  4. Tulsi begins parroting based Greenwald takes to dunk more effectively

  5. Those takes are a bit too based. Democrats respond meanly

  6. Tulsi cancels her Democratsy and is now independent

  7. Midterms, redwave halted everywhere except Florida

  8. Civil War in Republican party, people now backing Florida Man instead of Orange Man you are here

  9. Primary. Florida Man wins

  10. Orange Man announces as pro-choice independent

  11. Tulsi centrist running mate

  12. Against all odds, NateSilver.png, and due to various scandals in main parties, Orange Man wins

  13. Orange Man dies (fat old)

  14. Tulsi succeeds

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I'm so sorry, dramachan. We've tried all we could but to no avail. He keeps talking about dunking, based, and something called burger politics. He will forever be terminally online.

:#marseydoctor: :#marseycry:

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Can't wait to dunk on this comment in 4 years

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Greenwald pointing out how the r-slurred "democracy is going to die thanks to Russians" rhetoric stopped the moment it turned out the election results were ok for dems was on point.

Too bad he's a gay p-dophile.

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Sure take care of it when I'm gone

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I think Snappy has a developmental disability. We both have pride though in our condition so don't call him a r-slur because you shouldn't call r-slurred people the r-slur unless they're acting like r-slurred people.

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