Path to Tulsi Gabbard 2026

1. Tulsi gains brief national attention by dunking on Kamala in primary

2. Pleased with this, Tulsi continues dunking on Democrats, becomes Bernie Bro

3. Bernie loses

4. Tulsi begins parroting based Greenwald takes to dunk more effectively

5. Those takes are a bit too based. Democrats respond meanly

6. Tulsi cancels her Democratsy and is now independent

7. Midterms, redwave halted everywhere except Florida

8. Civil War in Republican party, people now backing Florida Man instead of Orange Man you are here

9. Primary. Florida Man wins

10. Orange Man announces as pro-choice independent

11. Tulsi centrist running mate

12. Against all odds, NateSilver.png, and due to various scandals in main parties, Orange Man wins

13. Orange Man dies (fat old)

14. Tulsi succeeds

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