idiot writes about his experience getting caned in for committing armed robbery

>Prison was no fun, of course, but the worst was that they don't tell you what day your caning will be. So every day I wondered if today would be the day. I started to get very anxious after hearing a couple other prisoners say how serious it is.

>They left me in that suspense for the first 14 months of my sentence or so until I began to try to hope, after hundreds of "false alarms" of guards walking by the cell for some other purpose, that maybe they'd forget or something and it would never happen.

>I had to remove my clothes and was strapped down to the device to hold me in place for the caning.

>I had to thank the caning officers for carrying out my sentence to teach me a lesson.

Lmao based guards