idiot writes about his experience getting caned in :marseysingapore: for committing armed robbery

Wojak they/them 1yr ago #3868292

>Prison was no fun, of course, but the worst was that they don't tell you what day your caning will be. So every day I wondered if today would be the day. I started to get very anxious after hearing a couple other prisoners say how serious it is.

>They left me in that suspense for the first 14 months of my sentence or so until I began to try to hope, after hundreds of "false alarms" of guards walking by the cell for some other purpose, that maybe they'd forget or something and it would never happen.

>I had to remove my clothes and was strapped down to the device to hold me in place for the caning.

>I had to thank the caning officers for carrying out my sentence to teach me a lesson.

Lmao based guards

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

1yr ago #3868243 Edited 1yr ago

This was during the early pandemic so they maybe factored that in when giving me a comparably short prison term at only 2 year, but I think the judge made up for it by ordering 12 strokes of the cane, a bit higher than I expected. I knew it would hurt but I had no idea how bad it actually would be.

Are you able to backtrack and figure out who this is? :marseyhmm:

the only case i can find is this but the prison sentence is 5 years :marseyconfused:

https://singaporeuncensored.com/man-jailed-caned-for-armed-robbery-of-moneylending-shop/

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RustShill rust/acean :marseysurejan:

X 1yr ago #3868300

I thought it was that case too but they got sentenced in 2022 so that’s not him.

It could be bait though

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

RustShill 1yr ago #3868458

It could be bait though

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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iowa_hawkeye Hawk/eye I Hate Good People X 1yr ago #3869031

I think it's BS, basically everything he put in his story is from the caning wiki article and doing some Google's I don't see any comparable offenses getting 12 strokes.

I'm not gonna believe anyone until I see butt scars.

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Weed they/them :marseyshrug:

X 1yr ago #3869928

Is armed robbery rare enough over there that you could expect a news article about it?

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

Weed 1yr ago #3869936 Edited 1yr ago

fortunately yes indeed lol

there's almost no way you're not getting caught for that over here

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Weed they/them :marseyshrug:

X 1yr ago #3870082 Edited 1yr ago

This is actually incomprehensible to me as a burger and a former hustle/bustle turned ruralcel.

I’m incredibly jealous

:marseychingchongsupremacy:

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

Weed 1yr ago #3870141

I can totally understand that because the reverse applies for me when I see like maybe 911roofer's posts on the homeless/crime epidemic in major burger cities :hmm: like there's definitely crime and all in the less developed south east asian cities but people don't shoot up in the open and all that

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Weed they/them :marseyshrug:

X 1yr ago #3870178

Everyone on Reddit is talking about how Singapore is a shithole without “freedoms” but those freedoms just manifest in America as all public spaces and transportation being completely unusable by normal people.

Seems like the average non criminal burger would be far more “free” to enjoy living in Singapore 🇸🇬

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

Weed 1yr ago #3870263

I definitely bought the whole "freedom" thing when I was young and idealistic but after travelling to some "free" places I've realised that it's probably not that bad the way things are run over here lol. Having to be constantly vigilant and on guard is bloody exhausting and not fun at all... I can't reconcile with the idea that somehow feeling unsafe is part and parcel of hustle and bustle life :marseydizzy: