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:marseyschizowave!: It has rained heavily every Christmas in Singapore for at least the past decade (I checked) :marseyrain:

Maybe 2022 was the outlier with "patchy rain" (still rain I guess) but after just getting caught in the fricking heavy rain (the big-butt gay umbrella I was using didn't work because the rain was relentless) I seemed to remember how every Christmas was the same shitty weather every year so I decided to check if I was right and :marseymindblown:

Maybe if we had freezing weather I'd be seeing snow here :marseycry:

Source: https://www.worldweatheronline.com/singapore-weather-history/sg.aspx

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I know the end of the year is the monsoon season here but that's still quite the record

And I left my home when it was so sunny and hot out :marseycry: fricking tropical weather

Anyway have a blessed and happy Christmas dramatards, just ranting because I'm soaked

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Nice GAY umbrella


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:#marseyhomofascist:

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Is the Indonesian Gay Mafia strong enough to fight off the Closested Muslim League?

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In this part of the world a rainbow umbrella probably just means a rainbow umbrella and nothing lgb related lol

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X (formerly chiobu)... is.... a.... ladyboy..... :marseychudnotes:


:#marsey:

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:marseyxd#::marseyxd#::marseyxd#::marseyxd#::marseyxd#::marseyxd#::marseyxd#:

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It is because your country is full of godless heathens :#marseyfreud:

Repent and accept Santa right now :#marseymerchantelf:

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We're a secular state :#marseyindignantturn:

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Singapore is the place where santa stops to take a piss (thus the rain) while travelling from australia to europ

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true :marseyjewoftheorient: we will charge Santa for pee tax

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God I love AI

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Christmas in Singapore

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God pisses on your secularity :marseydarkxd:

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:#marseychingchongitsover:

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me and the boyz using our telemetry to triangulate your position from the raindrops in the photo :marseyhacker2:

you dun goofed now, chud

jewish lives matter in singapore

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:#marseytwerkinit: do it

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Done, you live in and/or near Singapore :marseychingchongmutt: :marseyknifecat: :marseybeanimp:

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maybe that's what you've been led to believe :marseyrapscallion:

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Ok smart :marseyhyperbrain: guy. If you're so darn smart :marseyhyperbrain: then where :marseydrama: do you actually :marseyakshually: live?? :marseynotes:

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in your walls

:#marseyceiling:

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How long have you been there? I'm only upset :marseynoyouoccupy: because I haven't offered you anything :marseycoleporter: to drink :marseysipping: or a snack and I don't want to be a bad host.

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Are you sure I've not been sneaking out alcohol from your bottles? :marseydrunk:

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My hooch is your hooch :marseythumbsup:

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If @KinoKlaus ever come too Singapore @KinoKlaus will dm you for restaurant reccs and shit too do. Bourdian speaks highly of you're cuisine.

Have you ever been too Bali? @KinoKlaus have an invitation there but don't know what there is too do besides gawk at A*stralians

Jewish lives matter in SEA

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Check out my Bourdain post if you haven't: https://rdrama.net/h/singapore/post/215375/marseychefkiss-til-anthony-bourdains-essay-on

Yeah I've been to Bali, I mean you can see temples and volcanos and dolphins and shit if you like those kind of things

If not it's mostly a place to get drunk and consume mushrooms (or so I've heard)

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Not keen on Bali, too many Australians. If I wanted to deal with drunk bogans I'd go to the Gold Coast

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i know it has that reputation but the few times i've been there we mostly chill in the villa and drink and smoke in the pool and order ridiculously cheap takeout :marseydrunk: :marseychonker2: helps when you have Muslim friends who speak the language lol

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>Hey you're a brown Asian, have you ever been to the other brown Asian place 1000 miles away?

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@X travels basically all the time, which is why I refer to hiim

keep yourself safe you racist cute twink

@KinoKlaus love asians

literally all of @KinoKlaus's friend are either Asian, Jewish, or a mixture of both

jewish lives matter

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It's actually quite a normal thing to ask :marseyxd: thanks for watching out though :marseyxoxo:

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>he doesn't get to experience snowy landscapes and frozen natural scenery on Christmas

Ngmi

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:#marseysulk:

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We had a bit of snow in the morning but it melted by 4 pm.

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That's a shame. I have a bit of wet snow but it's around 0 degrees.

Had a really thick 20cm layer of snow until recently but most of it melted

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Sounds like the Hindu Goddess of weather Marimman hates Christmas there.

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but we live in religious harmony over here :marseycry:

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I don't know why a rain deity would pick the same day for 10 years.

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:#marseyshiva: :#marseychingchongitsover:

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That's unfortunate, hope you can make the best of it anyways! It's a green Christmas here too, been too warm in Canada this year for too much snow, ski season is gonna suck this year.


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If @KinoKlaus have too deal with one more wh*te woman on the company slack whining about poor skiing conditions in Whistler...

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Lmao we might work at the same company, white women will always find something to complain about


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Wh*te women might be @KinoKlaus's favorite demographic

They literally have the world on the platter and they still complain

Bascially the Rothschilds of proletariat

90% of the shit they get away with on a daily basis would have anyone else thrown in Guantanmo Bay

Jewish lives matter less than white women

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:#marseythanks:

been too warm in Canada this year for too much snow, ski season is gonna suck this year.

oh no is it some climate change thing? i mean it feels like it's getting hotter and hotter over here every year lol

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Climate change is probably part of the problem, it's an el Nino year too which makes it worse. At least where I live we've been getting rain but it's been slightly too warm to be snow, if it was 5 degrees colder the mountains would be buried in snow.


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Lol it feels like it's getting harder to plan for trips where you can get snow because it comes a bit later than usual nowadays

I hope you get to ski and not need to go to some place with artificial snow cause that shit is painful to land on :marseybattered:

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Yeah for sure, where do you usually travel to? Thanks, we should be able to get out to a mountain with good snow, will just have to travel away from the hustle and bustle.


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No where much :marseypoor: just recalled a few instances in europoor and east asia where I thought it would be snowing :marseysad: and my sore butt from snowboarding in an artificial snow resort in Seoul :marseybattered:

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raint all day yesterday in :marseyflagtexas: too

it was a tropical one from the gulf not a cold one from up north so at least it was worm

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GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT REAL (I believe in global warming, I just think it's futile to try to fix it)

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you would feel that it's real if you lived on the equator lol

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You guys celebrate Christmas? :marseyshook:

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kinda, it's just an excuse to eat and drink + it's a long weekend this year

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Same here lol

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Why is singapore such heck

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we literally have a heck museum :tayshrug:

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You mean windows to outside?

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lmao :marseykingcrown:

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what is it like living there in Singapore?

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:#marseyburn: :#marseyobey:

but almost no crime and a foid can walk alone on the streets at night, excellent and cheap food and public transport but probably almost everything else is too expensive

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Is prostitution legal?

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yea it actually is

but you'll find many freelancers if you look hard enough :marseycoomer2:

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Heard singporean scrotes become easy paypigs to imported (Thai, Vietnamese) hos.

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yeah it's fricking insane bro i've had friends fall for that shit, it's like simping for e-thots IRL

long butt comment on this I wrote previously:


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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not because :marseyautism: and referencing the pathetic /r/aznidentity's obsession with being butthurt over mayo male and asian female couples but even if you were it's an entirely different situation over here that's pretty hilarious and sad that I've actually seen many friends caught in the drama and most of them are not people you'd call incels - outgoing, sociable, not poor, not forever alone, not a virgin... etc, aka the average moderately successful person

We have sketchy Asian bars and pubs that are differentiated by the countries of origins of the ladies (thailand, vietnam, china, etc) working there, which are popular spots for many of the local males of Singapore. For some reason these women seem to have some kind of black magic when it comes to getting otherwise normal or even outstanding men simp like crazy for them, and well we literally use "black magic" in our local dialect to refer to this phenomenon:

Gong tao (降头) is a Hokkien dialect term that Southeast Asians use for black magic. However, nowadays I believe we use the term so casually that it's changed from meaning literal black magic to somebody who is smitten with someone to the point where he or she starts to do ridiculous things in the name of love.

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See those sashes over the ladies? That's what their simps do to vie for their attention, pay exorbitant sums of cash to "prove" their love for them. Long story short, it's pretty hilarious to see your friends become a huge simp and then it becomes tragic when some really lose it all - careers, family and friends, etc - due to their obsession for a woman, one whom probably has a boyfriend or husband she's remitting money back to every week, and has a schedule of simps she texts to ask them to come to the bar where they work, stuff like "why you no come find me so long? you no love me anymore". You may call them whores but I see a grindmaxxer who has perfected the art of grifting from simps that mostly never get to frick them :marseylaugh:

I know it sounds ridiculous but I'll just put it out there that one of our largest covid clusters was due to men going to these sketchy bars in secret (nighttime entertainment was closed then).

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Is it even a notable occasion over there?

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uhm the shopping district part of the island would be crowded as heck with teens (it's the school holidays now), tourists and foreign workers i guess

i don't know if there's still a countdown event there but people used to complain about getting groped and shit lol :marseytunaktunak:

it's a long weekend so it was mostly families with young kids out and about at the neighbourhood mall I went

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C*m to Germany, it's the same shitty weather except it's around 6 degrees. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17034875821424892.webp

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lol i seem to remember planes that were headed to that climate conference in the middle east being grounded recently because of some blizzard so i'm surprised it's 6 degrees

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It was snowing like heck at late November but since mid December :marseygrinch: it's just rain with a few hours of sun. I am missing :marseyaveragetotally: summer :marseymarshmallow: in Germland already.

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I am missing summer in Germland already.

you can come over :marlion:

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25 lowest degrees at Christmas

No but thanks

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lmao :marseycryingfast:

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Why is your umbrella :marseybowler: fricking :marseyfuckingfunny: GAY

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:#marseyhomochingchong:

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Ok?

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You don't understand the plight of temperate zonecels. The weather is perfect for snow, but it is too warm, so they only get rain every Christmas.

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I haven't seen snow irl. I live in guyana r-slur

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:#marseynooticeglow:

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At least you won't get freeze to death on Lunar New Year.

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but i'll have to give red packets :marseypoor:

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Fuccboi at least you don't have to give red packets while your balls are freezing.

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Isn't a Lunar greeting literally "I hope you get rich this year!"

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no bro you have to give people your generation and a generation or more below money when you're married

and a big bunch of money to your parents too

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:#marseyjewoftheorientgenocide:

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Supposed to rain all day in corncel land today too and be in the mid fifties degree Fahrenheit which is like 25 degrees above normal.

I think it's been like six years since we have had a white Christmas.

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:#marseycheerup:

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I know. I actually like snow lol.

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but do you still get snow outside of the christmas period?

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Yeah we have already had like six inches this year but it was a month ago and it's been melted for weeks now.

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then it's not too bad since you still get it unlike here :marseyburn:

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:#reindeer:

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Huh, I hate Christmas and love rain. I'm also interested in orderly, crime free societies. Perhaps I should visit Singapore.

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:#marseyagreewarpspeed:

it's the kind of rain where you'll be stuck indoors though lol

or get drenched like me because i got cocky when i saw the sunny skies

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Does Singapore prohibit rain gear? Would people look at me weirdly if I wore Gore-Tex or something? What about a stylish soft shell?

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of course not but you just made me realise that i rarely see anyone wearing raincoats :marseythonk: i have no idea why that is

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Does Singapore have a strong outdoor culture? Such a tiny (and boiling hot) nation may not. Malaysia is cool but it's not exactly REI territory. Singaporean mountaineers are not uncommon, but you don't see many on Denali etc.

I assume that may account for it - your outdoorsmen dress for big mountains which are usually fairly dry. So even if they're somewhat poor, they'd be disinclined to wear any of their gear in Singapore because it's hot and wet…

I dunno.

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:marseyhmm: There's really not a lot of places to do outdoorsy stuff but you'll find a lot of people at the nature reserves, hills blah blah so it's still okay I guess. Probably some of it stems from the fact that every moid is conscripted so a % will definitely grow to like it

But because it's hot and wet it's honestly not the greatest feeling to be hiking or doing some outdoorsy stuff as compared to like doing the same thing in South Korea where it's cooler IMO

I mean I personally still do it because I don't want to get fat but god darn do I wish it wasn't in a tropical climate :marseyburn:

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tbh tropical climate hikes aren't so bad, if you just accept that you will 100% soak one way or another. I don't bother protecting myself from rain if it isn't going to get cold, I'll just stay wet. Move fast enough and you'll dry out anyway. Mandatory conscription is always a great idea and I hope Singapore, like Japan, correctly considers fatasses to be subhuman.

Most sources give bad advice for tropical climates, focusing instead on mountains or on desert environments. For tropical climates, I do a few things differently. In desert environs, you're advised to like, put a wet handkerchief around your neck, which doesn't work at all in humid environments. Instead of technical fabrics, I think linen (real linen) is the shit. Nothing makes me feel better than linen. Sun protection is much less important than in the desert. I wear strictly non-Gore-Tex trail runners in tropical environments. If you have to cover your legs, the thinnest softshell you can find is ideal. If you're a super fast boy, use shorts and bring gaiters for deep mud. In the case of shelters, in a tropical environment I'll always choose a hot-shit hammock over a tent or bivy. If you carry a machete, leave it sheathed and just use a stick to clear cobwebs instead. I'm sure you know all this, but that's what I have learned to be the most useful.

Those are dipfrick's best hot/humid environment tips.

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Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

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Nice trans rights umbrella, X (formerly chiobu)!


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It's a LGB umbrella :marseyindignantturn:

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