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:siren: the leafs :marseyleafpearlclutch: have invaded our shores :marseyrake!:

!leafs is this revenge :marseybestfriends: for having too many :marseychingchong: people over there?

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I think :marseyhyperthonk: they anticipated a huge crowd but it's pretty :marseybravo: empty :marseytemplate: :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17042554212422364.webp

Can they beat daddy :marseybiden: Starbucks?

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International Tim Hortons keeps praying on the fact that Canada's obsession with international reputation makes r-slurred foreigners think their brand is actually good quality.

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makes r-slurred :marseyshitforbrains: foreigners

:#marseycry: :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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I know you didn't think it was good.... right?

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idk i didn't try it lol

it's located at the part of the mall where :marseydrama: you'd go to shop for clothes :marseyleafsmiling: and shoes :marseyinboots: so there :marseycheerup: weren't many people too, i only saw it because my foid wanted to get some clothes :marseyoverallenthusiasm: :marseysleep: maybe i'll grab a sammich another day

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my foid

:marseyyikes:

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:#marseygiveup:

foid (moid)

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@August is just mad because it isn't her.

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Avoid at all costs it's absolutely disgusting

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ok... :marseysad:

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Defend your homeland

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Incoming :#marseytunaktunak:

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Lmao they invaded long ago :marseylaughwith:

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MORE :#marseysaluteindia:

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Tims hasn't been good for over a decade at this point. When they sold out to that Brazilian company they went to shit.

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There's three in Beijing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17042542172684877.webp

The Leafs are breeding.

Edit: none in HK. 哈哈

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Also three :marseycerebrus: here

I'm surprised :marseysurprisedpikachu: they opened an outlet :marseyoutletsuicide: at a neighbourhood mall that already has a Starbucks and Coffeebean and two Singaporean :marseysingapore: coffee :marseystarbucks: chains

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>Just three

Root them out before they multiply brother.

https://www.indiaretailing.com/2023/05/05/tim-hortons-opens-8th-outlet-in-delhi

Asia for Asians :platycheer:

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The other 2 locations are pretty :marseybravo: meh in footfall so I don't know how well they'll do lol

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Same but also for local McDs, starcucks etc. All these places price stuff like they charge in amrikkka, other than pretentious yuppies they won't get any return customers charging that much for such an average product.

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Well it's time to make them bleed then.

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It's aboot time.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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No one says aboot! I think I say aboat sometimes but I've never anyone say aboot.

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Canadians are a country of Minnesotans.

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tim hortons isnt even owned by canadians and hasnt been for a while now its owned by a brazilian megacorp :marseymoney: but people still consider it 'le canadian" because of extreme marketing :marseywagie:

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How full of yourself :marseykys2: do you have to be to think, "What should :marseynorm: I name this company... Oh my name!"

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Tim Horton's is garbage and they're all over the place here too. Frickin Canucks :marseychingchongshooter: :marseyrake:

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Tim Hortons used to be good then around a decade+ ago the (((accountants))) took over and did some cost optimization and started making everything pre-frozen and shitty. I guess that's how they made enough money to start expanding globally.

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It's Starbucks for Leafs

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nah its Dunkin Donuts for leafs but better, we got just as many starbucks

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Get you some fried potatoes covered in cheese and gravy

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I thought :marseymindblown: they sold donuts and coffee :marseystarbucks:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17042545995038857.webp

They are like Dunkin and mainly sell breakfast "stuff", donuts, coffee, breakfast sandwiches, etc. No idea if this location has the full menu though.

Edit: that one seems to sell melts at least.

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The melts look pretty :marseybravo: good :horny:

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I don't fricking know neighbor, only thing I know about Canada is they eat poutine, and produced my neighbor Norm Macdonald.

Do they not sell poutine at Tim Hortons? is it literally just Canadian Starbucks?

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Canadian Starbucks

dunkins

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nah, just garbage tier food like a worse mcdonalds breakfast. Donuts and coffee are alright

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When Canada sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing syrup. They're bringing poutine. They're lumberjacks. And some, I assume, are good people.

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Did you try it? :marseydisgust:

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nah not yet lol

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Post when you do! :catmunch:

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i only consooom one meal a day so i dont know how long it will take :marseycry:

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Do y'all have independent western-style cafes, or are they all corporate chains?

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We have a shit load of independent hipster cafes lmao

A real shit load

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Like every white country

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Bugmen don't have white brains.

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Tbf it's the same in every major SEA city lol

Just nice I'm in one of those hipster cafe areas so here's a random doggie cafe

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17042628483061523.webp

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Enjoy the :marseymid: to shitty coffee you will inevitably keep buying for some reason.

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Luckily I prefer tea :marseytea:

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:#marseyflamewar:

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>Our

Ya ok ching chong

:#marseychingchong:

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Restaurant Brands International is the only good thing to come out of Canada.

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Brazilian company, and they sell poisonous slop

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3g Capital is pretty American now, and they only own 30.8%. The other big owners are all firmly American.

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Have you ever gotten Canadian Pizza? As a burger child I thought it was closest to an American style delivery place. The wings were good tho

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Oh yeah those were popular for a while because of their 1 for 1 pizzas :marseylickinglips: looks like they're down to one outlet :marseyoutletsuicide: here lol

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Is English common in Singapore? Would love to swing by with a few kilos of cocaine some day

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It is the main language used

For example these are a couple :marsey2commies: of signboards at the airport :marseymanysuchcases:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704260532671393.webp

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Wow :marseyfluffy:

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Hit me up if you manage to get your keys of coke through the airport :marseymanysuchcases: though :marseycocaine:

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are. Trans lives matter

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