Orange Site discusses: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32864810
After being banned from 109 cloud services, the chuds are building their own cloud
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how does this apply?
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re-read it, but you're a teenager for whom 4chan is an escape from the people who make fun of you
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We are in Panel two (hopefully), panel 3 and 4 will never happen since chuds are excellent normie repellents
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We've struck the perfect balance with all the ironic shit cluttering up the website. The non-funny consoom product chuds get scared off.
Chuds are like incels, if you keep them in line they have to be discrete about their socially unacceptable opinions and funny, but free range chuds in the wild just get angry and throw tantrums.
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Well, I certainly hope the payment processors do the right thing and cancel these chuds into oblivion!
Social credit system in the United States when?
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We have a social credit system already and it's called ESG. Rightoids have been taking L after L the last few years.
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How will kiwifarms benefit from this?
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does kiwifarms need a cloud service provider?
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only colocation for their servers
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@Null I found you’re new home
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@Null was donated to me a while back but the password I was given doesn't work
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Ask a mop to set a password
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The fish started acting weird when I asked
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Another account that dastardly bastard stole
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The issues remain as follows (IMO):
Recruiting and retaining talent to maintain and grow. You become persona non-grata when you move from being an anon to actively working for or with Parler, Gab, Social Truth, etc.
Flow of capital needed for the above and general operations
Relentless outside pressures to destroy you
Having a clear vision of the future
Maintaining a spine
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So in the future you’ll choose a cloud service based on your political view? Lamo
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This is the final solution
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cloud service as in, like, AWS?
is there really not a foss version of that already
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You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fricking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FRICK!!!!!
What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.
Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.
Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.
Wake up, bud. Your a frickin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my butt. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.
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