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There’s a phrase that’s been living inside my head lately, a brain parasite, some burrowing larva covered in thorns and barbs of words.
People will cheerfully admit that the internet has destroyed their attention spans, but what it’s really done away with is your ability to think.
Until 2020, the average daily time spent on the app kept rising in line with its growing user base; since then the number of users has kept growing, but the thing is capturing less and less of their lives.
They’ll pretend that by spending all day on the computer they’re actually fighting fascism, or standing up for women’s s*x-based rights, as if the entire terrain of combat wasn’t provided by a nightmare head-chopping theocratic state.
Yes, the future is always capable of getting worse.
A sword is against its trends and fashions and against all the posturers in its midst, and they will become out of touch.
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Yesterday i laid this extra-sticky turd which took half a roll of paper to wipe from my butt. Even then, there was still a persistent yellow stain but there were flecks of blood by then and my ringpiece was very sore and tender so i decided to stop. After taking a walk my butthole was super itchy so i ran some paper up and down my crack and it was totallh brown. Shit had leaked from my anus.
I resorted to taking a shower, soaped up one hand and ran it up and down my crack. I then took my index finger and pushed it up my butt, lubed by soap, scooping out small chunks of turd which were in there. I thoroughly washed my hands afterwards, returning to do it again after i thought i smelled something funky under my fingernail.
My butthole is no longer uncomfortable, nor is it leaking shit but i can't say i'm proud of my day's work.
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I once put my finger under somebody's nose like a moustache and they claimed it smelled like shit and I'm not allowed to do that anymore
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