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Soren captcha when?
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please assemble the soren
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I once got one that said to select all the smiling dogs.
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I hate those ones because the results can be so ambiguous.
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Not being able to recognize facial expressions on dogs is a sign of autism, dude…
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I had one the other day that said to pick the lions that don't have manes but they were all grotesque blobby lions and it just wasn't clear which ones were maned.
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The next one is you'll be doing basic data entry, calling it now.
"Please select the form with the Learner's box ticked"
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Have you guys ever gotten "select all adult cats"? I thought that was crazy the first time I saw it.
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Please click on the image containing two hecking valid cuties
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That's pretty genius. It takes a bot to catch a bot
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It's been this way for a while....
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It’s over for badphotographercels and googlemapscels
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
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