Elon Musk texts Parag Agrawal
— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) October 28, 2022
April 7, 2022 pic.twitter.com/24Nz3aRmR8
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Elon Musk texts Parag Agrawal
— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) October 28, 2022
April 7, 2022 pic.twitter.com/24Nz3aRmR8
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Parag: I'll listen to your ideas and tell you which ones I will allow to progress.
Elon: How about the idea of firing you?
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'm sure Parag is crying in the pool filled with his $59 million severance.
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well duh
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Elon found out how to cut internal distraction by 75% or more! Truly a genius level engineer.
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Parag comes across as really disrespectful sheesh
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nah minority shareholders are trash and should be treated like the trash they are
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But is African-American
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How? He comes off as socially r-slurred though.
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I misunderstood at first, I thought this was after the deal went through. Still not a good look for someone who might end up your boss
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Could be could be.
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That's pretty juicy if real
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Looks like they were pulled from public records https://muskmessages.com/d/52.html
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I was confused about these messages until I read the accompanying dates, and then it made much more sense!
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This whole convo has such a stereotyped working with a jeet energy. I really thought the guys abroad were different dammit.
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Im here to tell you theyre not. But they try to bring that energy against americans and its usually just really funny
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I have a question. Do the jeets seem almost...whimsical? Like they seem to be believing in some rule of doing things with enough gusto but it makes zero sense?
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It seems like they all believe in that "fake it 'til you make it" energy and then they spend more energy faking it than actually improving themselves.
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Yeah that sounds like mr. jeet.
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The marseys makes it seem like you’re saying something else
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The queen of censorship attorney Vijaya Gadde left, the one who cried at the thought of rocket daddy buying twitter since she was up for a massive payday
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Snapshots:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33366381:
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