let's celebrate the browser which never fails to reveal how r-slurred the codecels are
aevan schizocel jc carp sneks @MarseyIsMyWaifu
let's celebrate the browser which never fails to reveal how r-slurred the codecels are
aevan schizocel jc carp sneks @MarseyIsMyWaifu
tech/science swag.
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I get to have s*x with the fox now
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Is that healthy though
Having s*x with web browser
Just a question though
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Use an antivirus
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I don't trust antiviruses.
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I know about evolution, and I'm not a chud.
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I still remember when it was new and my cousins were all hyping it up and I believed that it was the best because I trust everything that nerds say but then I became a mobilestrag and couldn't even refresh by dragging down and that's the only thing I know about why it sucks (great story, ik, you're welcome)
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Underage catboy larper confirmed
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Hello mommy
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Do you have issues with your mother that you'd like to talk about? Because other people showing emotion and having feelings makes me really uncomfortable
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Why are you a woman?
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I'm not, I just larp as one online
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Many Such Cases
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What's the quickest way to get money out of my wallet and into your bank account, goddess?
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I don't trust bankers
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I started using it because IE was shit and allowing malware/keyloggers to be installed just by browsing a site. Used it up until Chrome when Chrome was new and good and fast. Still use Chrome even though it takes up 50% of my RAM lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I just use yandex because it's the edgy option and no other reason, and I use brave for rdrama because Aevann shilled it and he's a nerd
It's nice having 3 braincells
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pull to refresh is the worst thing to happen to mobile apps. Your opinions are wrong.
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no it's not, it's incredibly convenient and I hate not having it
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ub0 makes up for whatever other features you miss 10x over, and once you get used to it you'll realize its superior anyways.
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Idk what that is lol
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ad blocker. Only firefox and derivatives support extensions on mobile.
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Mimw tried to walk me through installing an adblocker once and I downloaded all the stuff and it still didn't show up in nerd mode and I got frustrated and gave up, so I no longer care
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Why did you download stuff? You just click install and it works. Mimwee isn't all that smart, he probably screwed it up somehow.
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I had to download total commander even though idk what that is because I was trying to follow the instructions but it didn't show the right type of file or something
it definitely is all his fault though
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this didn't exist until like 4-5 years ago, how old are you?
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Firefox is the only browser that isnt cucked. The rest is chromium shit controlled by Google and the NWO
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Tell me what guys...
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Mozilla, and Firefox as an extension are cucked beyond any belief and the only thing that makes them a bit better than Chromium is independence from Google ecosystem.
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See ya later
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Fellas, would you?
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Remembering the good old days spamming animated gifs on forums because it would crash Phoenix browsers.
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Jc is gone iirc
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She was so cool and nice
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She was only one here with a good sense of humor darn shame fr fr
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And sadly, it also has turned to shit.
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one of the guys who left the company the other day had mozilla thunderbird on his computer, that was a blast from the past
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Post bussy
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switching to brave
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Required reading
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