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by... reentering it. probably the same amount of time
as if you mistyped a parentheses or something and something got fricked up along the way. there's a reason the fastest people just 
did it manually
no but simulating stuff is much more of an interesting puzzle
than r-slurred 
shit 
with lists.
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I find it hard to articulate it properly, but IMO there's a huge difference between the kind of mistakes you do when inputting data manually and when writing the code that parses the data.
If you frick up the code then you can look at it and find the error logically. And if you frick up again, alright that's possible, but you're still moving towards the actually correct parser.
If you frick up transcribing the data, that's just it, the only way to fix it is to start transcribing anew and hope that you don't randomly frick up again.
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fair enough
i suppose but also... meh
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