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Zoomer and boomer devs kneel to the power of the Java enterprise dev
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static int TWO = 2;
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Silent gen programming
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you forgot goto.
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c already has that
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I put ASM in my golang and D code just to frick with people on github. tbh a lot of my D programs are just C and ASM with dub managing the libraries
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You're doxxing yourself as one of the 5 people that writes D code and perhaps the only one to randomly put ASM in it.
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im on the case
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I prefer SQL tbh I just write my schizoquery and let the schizoengine come out with a fast implementation @TwoLargeSnakesMating discuss
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ahhh the good old days of 4000 sprocs and 5000 "compiled views" 3000 triggers
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fun fact: this is the SQL query that generates the leaderboard on https://rdrama.net/events/worldcup2022/leaderboard ( @TwoLargeSnakesMating wrote it as a quick lil thing)
(this is excluding the part where it gets user data)
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
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you keep bullying me on the aoc threads smdh
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kek is this the marsify effect?
also nice easily understandable query :) also I was talking about the days when stored procedures were basically used as rest api endpoints
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Is it worth it to learn binary
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nope
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What the heck is a backend?!
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something to be avoided working on at all costs
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I'm convinced codecels create new js frameworks to make work for themselves to justify their salaries.
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the entire notion of node js makes me seethe
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but muhhhh single language backmend and frontmend
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Holy frick i hate javascript. I would like to 9/11 anyone who has ever been like "you know what we should do all the actually heavy lifting of web programming in? That awful browser scripting language that is so shit a new framework is created evwry 10 secpnds to make it usable"
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I cant imagine writing actual business logic in javascript, even writing front end apps is a pain in all my buttholes
Are soydevs so r-slurred they cant know two programming languages?
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Its cause they cant actually program anything so they need to install ten thousand random js packages and copy/paste code from terrible indian devs on stack overflow. REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Matlab programming was the most pointless class of my civil engineering degree
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If they are going to teach script shit they should just teach Python.
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Sorry sweatie it’s time for matlab and AutoCAD 2004
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You're strictly bottom huh? Figured.
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bussy.
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it's all about non-binary now sweaty
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ternary gang
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/battleganz/4-dimensional-operating-system
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Binary is misogynistic, just look at that phallic 1. Disgusting.
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where's the lie?
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard it pointed out that the latest zoomer "innovation" is something you could have done in COBOL in the 1970s...
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idk what that means but i still love u
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Not bad.
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Zoomer devs use macbooks
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all thanks to microsoft's vscode which ironically is written in js
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Emacs for life
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Yeah I’m not a queer I just put cute twinky rainbow lights on everything because my groomer on groomercord said they make it faster
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Are you still salty over my Moore's law joke?
It's okay, I can do all that Big O stuff, I even know big theta/omega.
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I HATE YOU
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It was the inspiration but i just thought it was funny tbh lol
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ik bb
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'Ight, but we all should agree that xoomerdevs and linoleums are infinitely more harmful to software development.
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Wat
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You messed up the lore. 30 y.o. boomer always wins in the end.
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