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post your aoc solutions for day 20 or smth, all checks notes 5+ of you
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my solution (unedited, might edit later idk)
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clean it up jannie!
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Solved in SQL
This program first creates a table to hold the encrypted numbers and inserts the given numbers into the table. It then uses a common table expression (CTE) to mix the numbers according to the given rules, using a self-join to compute the mixed number for each original number. Finally, it uses three separate SELECT statements to find the 1000th, 2000th, and 3000th numbers after 0, and adds these together to find the grove coordinates.
The result of running this program should be the sum of the three numbers that form the grove coordinates.
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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There was good twitter thread about how line dancing is very popular in Africa.
Found it, it got jannied
https://web.archive.org/web/20220701003017/https://x.com/RisenChow/status/1542564697353895941
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your emoji is too small downmarseyd! also CRINGE give me 100 dramacoin and i will REMOVE my downmarsey. thanks!
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Hip hop was better when they rapped about robbing neighbors at gunpoint, smoking weed and committing murder in the first degree
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/h/programming will bring back nerdcore.
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do they not still rap about that? i didn't know neighbor knew much about anything else
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Instead of just using some form of doubly linked list, i just made my own list that goes around in a circle. Kinda sketchy and instead of just removing the element and puttign it where it should go, i just swap the content of 2 adjacent nodes, until the node is in the right location.
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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.
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I used to work weddings and this song is permanently engrained in my mushbrain. No surprise, black weddings did the best dancing.
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Lazy, retarded and inefficient but hey, it works. I had to re-adapt it about 3 separate times because I was too stupid to read the problem correctly.
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I was very , tried %(length-1), thought it didn't work, and then did it in an incredibly roundabout way.
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Snapshots:
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