https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/lastpass-customers-need-to-change-all-of-their-passwords
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The article doesn't say anything about a torrent, OP is a faggot All lastpass credentials available as a torrent
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I keep my passwords on a piece of paper stashed in my apartment.
It's been the foolproof solution since forever.
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Same I just have a physical list hidden in my home, I definitely trust it more than having it in a file on my windows, even encrypted
On the other hand, if a fire or something breaks out in my home I'm absolutely fricked
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This is exactly what my favorite schizo professor does. He worked for the NSA for over a decade. Physical, handled properly, is still safer than anything connected to the internet. No encryption schemes guarantees perpetual security, besides OTPs I suppose.
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The only disadvantage a local password database has compared to a physical list is that it can be digitally copied. I have a 16 random character password for my local Keypass database that would take thousands of years to brute force.
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That's the same thing I do, but it's still technically more vulnerable
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A physical list is completely exposed IRL, assuming you're not using a cypher. If someone is really worried about glowies then they should consider how trivial it is for them to slip in and out of a house or office without notice. That's like one of the oldest tricks in the glowie book.
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I think he keeps it on him at all times. I guess the logic there is that it's impossible to be stolen without you knowing. He's an interesting character.
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Hmm, interesting. If it's not in a locked container then it's still vulnerable to theft without his notice. The window of vulnerability in the event of theft is shorter than if he kept it in his house but the risk of theft is significantly increased.
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You realize he made some calculated lies to you to confuse glowies, right?
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16 characters? A bit short. How many of them are letters and at which positions? And which letters specifically? This is very important.
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And then because you never ever type that password in to your computer, your database is totally safe.
Right?
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Don't give me that. It's easier to tell if someone broke into your home than it is if you've been hacked. And let's not pretend like microsoft themselves aren't able to copy your keys and store them for themselves
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If you've been hacked then your passwords are already compromised when you enter them from your physical list. Brute forcing a Keypass database with a 16 random character password would take tens of thousands of years and Keypass has built-in measures against keylogging.
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All my passwords, encrypted, on a flash drive, in my rectum, next to my precious poop
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Put a copy in a safety deposit box or something and keep it at a bank?
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zoz
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Zozbot approved method
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I just forget my passwords and reset them everytime I need to login.
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Some websites actually force you to do that, 2FA via e-mail every single fricking time. I fricking hate it.
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you could use other websites duh
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reset the password for one account over 8x in the past 3 months cause i never use it. didn’t save the most recent one
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But it isn’t your password is it, it’s a hint to your password and you forgot it one time until one day drinking it popped into your head the hint you left on the paper and the extra mark has nothing to do with the password hint is huh
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Hackercels btfo
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Same my negro
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i’d do that but i have a fear of my house burning down and burning all my passwords so then i can’t log into any of my accounts
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