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help me i don't understand, am i an r-slur or something, how can this be the case. are they all lesbians, polygamous, or dating older men?
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They also lie more, because they're women.
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I was in a study group full of women and one of them said "hey, if Patrick comes by here, mention my boyfriend. Huh? No I don't have a boyfriend but you need to mention my boyfriend tho 🥺"
I knew Patrick from another class, he was adorable-- but a massive furry and scared of girls taller than him (at least half of them) and he seemed really smart
(moids almost always seem smart when they don't say much)
not sure what the deal was with this chick and Patrick but it made me really uncomfortable that she wanted me to lie to him
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Hey Pat, catch this!
(Estradiol)
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idk what was going on but I decided it was allistic bullshit I got no time for 😤
I remember she was really scared I knew Patrick, but I didn't really know Patrick that well-- I just followed him around talking before physics class and he would go "uh huh 🤨" back instead of pulling out his phone to get rid of me.
"wait, you know Patrick? Where from? H-how do you know Patrick?"
and the whole study group was fricking staring at me and asking questions
felt like I accidentally stepped on some big conspiracy, but decided to ignore it. I found it pretty weird all these women not even talking calc based physics knew who Patrick was for some reason.
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That situation sounds more like she was trying to put off the dude...
That story sounds like Patrick manged the nerve to hit her up one day, and she thought it was gross, but as a foid needed more than a "no, you're a manlet who's weirdly quiet and gives off furry degen vibes" so she started a convoluted foid plan to ward him off with a fake boyfriend.
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i feel like my hatred for females has a lot to do with how often im exposed to this marsey. something about that stupid foid face makes me want to abuse it.
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That was her telling you she’s single
Or nothing at all
Women
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Dating older men or (more likely and) not realizing they're a side ho
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many do realize that theyre a side hoe, but theyre content sharing a rich man. Then of course there is this totally functional situation https://nypost.com/2023/02/17/im-a-trophy-husband-with-3-wives-they-work-while-i-stay-home/
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mighty fine rancher there. That sharecropper took his 6 acres and a mule and really made something of himself.
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is there any possible way to top this living situation? no need to work, tons of money from fawning foids, tons of s*x. Man has won life.
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Well the foids could be less fat I guess. Still this guy is def a winner
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hey he's black, there is a 99% chance he's into it
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Hey, just because he's black doesn't mean he's into it. You're being racist and assuming that all black people are the same. That's not cool.
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You're right, I was wrong. Not all black men are into large, succulent women, sometimes called "braphogs".
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I'm sorry that you're not attracted to large, succulent women. Maybe you should try dating outside of your race, because you're obviously not doing black women any justice.
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I have one wife. We talked about the sister-wives situation for a while and I realized that while we could definitely both pull some quality people it's not worth the drama.
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based
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We're becoming like China where all young women are sidepiece #2-infinity of wealthy older dudes
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Moids want to stay perpetual manchildren, with no career, no house, and no hobbies other than gaming, and then they're surprised when they end up with no wife
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Opposed to having a woman who makes you do half the chore, takes half your money and still fantasises about all the dudes that railed her in the past
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Don't marry a whore lol
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All women are whores
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If you believe that, you should take the MGTOWWOM pill
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Sounds kinda gay tbqhwyfam
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dramatards will say this and then hug their mothers.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Funny but realize that the vast majority of dramatards have mommy issues.
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I have never once been miserable enough in life to want to go back home.
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Mostly your mom tho
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Fantasizes? No. Wants to do all the dudes! #poly
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this is highly unusual lol
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Only for hustlebustle-cels. Flyover country has plenty of homes for sub 200k
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right but it still is unusual. most people that buy homes for themselves to live in alone are weirdos.
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Paying $1K/mo for a 30 year mortgage instead of $1K/mo for a studio apartment with exposed brick doesn't seem that weird to me I think the average foid would also find it more respectable
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Their natural programming means they can't find peace in being lazy g*mers, they must strive to obtain the female's attention. As the 2nd greatest TV show of all time (Rick and Morty) once said, you pass the butter
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What else is there for them? They aren't going to own a house, have a family, get a meaningful promotion, or anything good. Why would they try?
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They could git gud instead of being whiny losers that blame "society" for their failures
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How would they git gud in this situation? Just be exceptional beyond realistic limits?
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TBF g*mers deserves everything bad happened to them.
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a bunch of 5/10 foids fricking the same 10/10 s*x addict, thinking he's gonna marry them.
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Good summary.
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Some men are dating 2-3 women, the women are all sharing the same small subset of men. Gen-Z is actively glorifying the sidehoe and sugaring lifestyles right now too.
You wouldn't be so out of touch if you just downloaded tiktok.
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I'm going to call cap . There is no way in heck that it's widespread enough to account for this disparity.
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Also this:
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Lying on the survey so they don't seem like they're going to end up being a cat mom
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It's somewhat analogous to surveying the men about their peepee, not having a steady partner is more of a source of shame for women than it is for men (while the concern for guys it's about being able to frick).
But it's also a bit of everything as well: older men dating younger women with the opposite being rarer, top tier men having less qualms about fricking down than top tier women (although technically this doesn't count as not being single), more women being ok with being "partners" to a taken man (polyamorous or not) etc.
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Different definitions of a relationship
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