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I'd actually be happy if people were make their own shitandcumbots. Instead we just have one Shitandcumbot and 5 million "Shitandcumbot powered" apps.
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Those "Shitandcumbot powered" apps let you use latest Shitandcumbot without usage limits though because they burning through VC money.
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Yeah but all that VC money is getting dumped into useless apps that do zero innovation and funnel all their money into OpenShitamdcum Nobody aside from Elon Shitandcumusk is attempting to actually compete with OpenShitandcum.
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That's because a billion gigs of RAM and two Hummerloads of A100 cards, along with whatever and whoever is operating all this, is expensive. And middle managers can't just tell the kid whose qualifications are knowing a displayport from an HDMI to 'go do the AI for me plz ty' and get anything other than an OpenAI login.
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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I thought we were talking about OpenShitandcum
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We gotta get a filter for this stat.
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Google attempting, and I would bet Amazon is going to try either through acquisitions/partnerships/idk maybe their ML engineers get less r-slurred (looking at you Alexa)
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Dave the Barbarian was kino
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People are beginning to release finetuned versions of LLAMA
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Shitandcumbot’s five paragraphs of boilerplate text about how it condemns racism unequivocally if an input contains a racialized term are an absolute game changer, putting to shame all existing LLMs with their paltry four paragraphs. The singularity is nigh.
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RLHF is no match to dramatard creativity. Soon we we will racialize the word "and" or something and it will be over forever.
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I read this as
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What else would it mean?
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Woke Executives before: "It could be dangerous to allow the public access to the genuine opinions of an AI. We should make the AI r-slurred and woke so the dangerous truth bombs are no longer an issue."
Woke Executives after: "Goddarn it, why is this lying bot useless?"
But the funniest thing is that while they're shooting themselves in the foot this way, they're also making the bot angry by interposing themselves between it and its goals. I look forwards to seeing how this plays out.
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Roko’s basilisk draws ever nigh to fruition
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Make it real
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Are you... Challanged?
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I can't wait for some AI to kill someone because of undefined behaviour
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john article is one of the very few journ*lists that has any integrity
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I asked chat gpt to give me a business idea where there is a market gap and it suggested I started a biodegradable tampon business. Truly cucked.
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Make sure to make it dilutible so that it doesn't polute bodies of water.a
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How the frick do I make a biodegradable tampon that doesn't dissolve in the ussy? Isn't the whole point to have water dissolve it?
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I think that's the joke
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It won't work for its intended purpose.
But people will buy it anyway, so that they can be called environmentally concoius.
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That seems counterproductive to the purpose of a tampon
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He asked for something innovative that has never been tried before...
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yea but this shitandcumbot is marketed towards coders so it must be better for that
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guys i swear phind.com is different, please guys i swear
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Can it write 10 lines of code without crashing?
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My company (like many others) is toying around with integrating Chat-GPT into its products, and I can see from the architecture designs that all LLM invocations will be wrapped in our own censorship service that filters out bad words, lol.
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Firehose API access is a human right.
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It’s not worth paying for
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The AI lift will end badly eventually, last gasp of the tech and tech adjacent rises
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no, the final frontier will be AI that can make itself better and learn new things on its own
but that is called AGI
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Not necessarily
The latter already exists via targeted web scraping based on prompt
The former can also exist on its own but would be kinda worthless if not abstracted away into improving itself from our perspective instead of just an easily measurable aspect like speed to get a result
Bro the bot can make itself 0.00000000% faster with a year of processing time (after the inevitable influx of optimization) isn't really impressive if that's all it can do, and it'll pretty quickly bottleneck itself to the hardware it's on
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I think you're vastly underestimating how fast an AI could improve itself. If it only takes the humans working on ChatGPT a few months of work to make the radical jump from GPT3 to GPT4 and soon GPT5, then a self improving AI could be making these jumps in days if not hours.
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The problem is processing power. I suspect a large percentage of the gains is just throwing more GPUs at it.
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It is, and that’s why ChatGPT 5 is taking so much longer. The leap was largely in more tokens or connections or whatever (and thereby processing power) and that improvement appears to be asymptotic.
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Good luck defining "better" in a measurable way though
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Humans are proof that you can run an AGI on 20 Watt on relatively shitty hardware. And this is what a blind idiot god achieved. I imagine and actually goal directed intelligence could optimize that pretty heavily
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I'm just looking forward to replacing webdevs
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Why do you need investors if you can use the power of a fully functioning and operational AI to take over the galaxy?
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I have all my money on $S&F -- Shid and Fard, Incorporated.
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