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Every indignity visited upon FAAG codecels fills my heart with so much glee.![:marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:](/e/marseyembrace.webp)
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Umm it’s STRAGMAN sweaty
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Googlecels going back to elementary school![:marseyxd: :marseyxd:](/e/marseyxd.webp)
@Hordofboars say this as a feminist ally
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Well they do act like children...
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Googleplex has a Trex skeleton in the quad.
And theres always elementary school field trips wandering around.
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I've liked the shift in narrative where Google (and other FAANGS) were highly analytical and did things due to specific reason and now that RTO is being pushed it's because they're deranged power hungry lunatics who are worried about the value of office space.
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God this is my favorite cope, yeah the boss wants you to be in your office so the value of that office stays slightly higher than before. Fricking goons.
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So you really think the return to office push is entirely unrelated to massive commercial real estate vacancies?
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Nope I think it's because most jobs require collaboration and WFH is garbage for that.
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Most jobs yes, but Google actually owns an insane amount of real estate in San Jose and its surrounding cities and a lot of them are sitting empty or have a skeleton crew of contractors sitting at unmarked Google black sites.
There was little collaboration at Google in the first place, since Googlers can easily frick off to a different project at will, and teams are always poaching from each other in the quad. If anything, I'd argue that being WFH actually increases Googles productivity because it would cut down a lot of the bullshit associated with working at Googs.
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That's great man![:derpthumbsup: :derpthumbsup:](/e/derpthumbsup.webp)
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Yes, my productivity has skyrocketed during WFH, all activity metrics are up across the company. For a lot of people zoom calls and/or teams made collaboration easier, no need to book a room, speak in person and so on
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Google is a $1.6 trillion company with quarterly net income of $18 billion. The value of their office space holdings is pretty low on the list of things that matter to them.
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Where would they rank in relation to staples?
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And what about the board members who are pressured by interlocking directorates with real estate companies??
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Just glancing at the board, half of them are founding member who probably have hundreds of millions if not billions in google shares. The closest one to someone who might care about commercial real estate is someone who used to work at Goldman Sachs.
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Shouldn’t they be trying to make better software? Aren’t like most of the contractors at Google remote or overseas why do American companies seethe so much at people who don’t want to work at shitty open offices?
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So close to company towns
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Oooh
@arsey is there any blind drama related to this? I'd look myself but I'm super lazy, sounds dramatic though.
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Kinda yeah but there are several threads. Basically, H1Bs at Meta and Apple and such are dunking on Google saying "Is Google even elite anymore?" lol
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The proleification of tech workers has begun![:marseysipping: :marseysipping:](/e/marseysipping.webp)
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Hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaa!
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Andy Dufresne is gonna climb through the shitter again.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good drama post
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