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Realistically, there'll be a lot of steps before admins start nuking modteams. Because the admins don't want to have to run a few thousand mod applications, and probably don't have the capabilities. My guess is that they'll ignore it for a while, maybe a week. Then they'll start sending out increasingly stern messages to subreddits' modmails. Maybe the big subs would have mod applications of some kind, but I can't see the admins caring about random <1M subscriber subs enough to do anything except maybe force then public and tell them to not do it again or else.
This all assumes that mods won't freak out about potentially getting removed from the one thing in their lives they have power over and completely backtrack everything. And already that's happening in droves, every sub I'm still a mod in is seeing infighting between the mods who are down to protest and the the career bootlickers who'd do anything to stay on/ get moved up the totem pole. It's frankly hilarious to see them try to argue that it's about anything other than 'but they might remove meeeeeee' because ultimately there is no good reason to not commit other than that. The logic seems to be 'they aren't listening to us because they think we'll stop complaining eventually, therefore we should stop complaining now'. Which is laughable.
my cursor has hovered over the delete account button so many times this week holy frick i have no idea how i used to have the patience for this dumbass janny drama
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You're talking about mods that pretend to do special things but actually do not. Any rando can step in to many (or most) subreddits and do just fine.
It's not rocket appliances, Ricky.
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!merari !bardfinn !pings !codecels !schizomaxxxers !dramatards !jannies !reportmaxxers !friendsofmimwee !r-slurs mod insight
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ping everyone you cheapskate
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BARD BOT ALERT! Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 28 minutes and 01 seconds
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longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds
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rdrama is currently running at 285.880 µBardyhertz with 4711 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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MAKE ME A MEME JANNY
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words words words who cares man
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Hit the button bro, wipe it all.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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https://rdrama.net/post/179153/sodypops-final-warning
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There's a part of me really hoping that mods will call their bluff, but may as well be realistic here. Sorta wish I didn't leave the modcoord groomercord now lmao
One way or another it'll be really funny to watch
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They've just been alternating between boring panic and boring rage and it's all incredibly tedious and impossible to follow and I despise everything about this and everyone involved.
I interviewed with a journ*list earlier while claiming to be your very own Phedre, if you didn't see!
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Based false identity Chad
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At least tell me you stirred up an entire mountain of shit.
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I barred you from countryclub bc I didn’t want you RUINING it
But you’re back now so here you go ❤️
https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/179107/-
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Admins will care about these subs, but they'll probably end up delegating a lot of the mopping here to a new admin-friendly powermod clique. You're going to see a small number of jannies suddenly acquire a huge amount of power.
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If I was them, unless it had a big IP behind it, I'd let them continue.
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Are you feeling okay bud?
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nah im a reddit mod
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They have a tool to surface potential mods in a nice, convenient format. They can run it, then hand it over to peons to follow up with the users.
I'd put money on the big subs being forced open within the next few days. Agree that they won't give a shit about niche subs.
Pretty sure the recent shit about handing over subs to lower level mods who want to open the sub and the whole "vote to remove mods" was intended to have this exact result - get the mods fighting and freaking out over potentially being demodded instead of focusing on the admins.
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Its nice to get this rare glimpse into a mentality so removed from reality. I feel there isn't enough grass in the world for them to go touch.
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