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They still think the seven or so blind guys who use reddit matter - or that they matter more than banning a CP subreddit - reddit jannies cannot possibly be this r-slurred
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They have to couch it in intersectional langauge, appealing to principles doesn't work anymore.
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What a read. They demand that Reddit hire a "Chief Accessibility Officer," who has the authority to:
So basically the 0.00001% of reddit users who are blind demand full authority over all changes made to the entire platform.
What would we do without redditors
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Dude the disabled are an insane lobby. Website accessibility officers have this much authority for a reason.
You do not want to frick with blindies. My friend used to sperg out over this shit, the company was terrified of them, they'd delay and test website changes over and over.
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And at the same time the woke shit hasn't done anything for legit crips who just want reasonable accommodation, not attention. In practice you can discriminate as much as you want in work, housing, & education with no legal or social consequences as long as the victim isn't in a "community" that's organized.
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It's because of ADA shit, I don't think they would do it for Reddit (although they might), but the government is cracking down on websites and software that is not ADA compliant.
You can look it up but I think there were lawsuits where the government was suing places like rite-aid because it was hard for blindies to sign up for the jab online.
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See @Bookers' comment too: https://rdrama.net/post/184378/they-finally-did-it-reddit-made/4489357#context
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This whole drama really has just been grifters grifting grifters.
Admins want money for API access
Apollo is doing lifetime subs with no refunds
The blind stuff is just a way for people to angle for accessibility jobs
Even the mods who do it for free, I think a lot probably had delusions they would somehow get a seat at the table/more power.
It wouldn't surprise me if BardFinn in their mind thinks their PowerJannying will somehow lead them to some sort of money/power.
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They promised not to api charge the blind accesibles but redditors are such bad faith that theyll design a shit api with marginal blind function then whine and complain when its gotta pay
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These are the people who think the HR department at work is to protect them, not protect the company.
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That's a common reddit echo-chamber effect: they keep repeating a talking point and getting upvoted, with any pushback if at all getting downvoted, until they utterly convince themselves that this is actually a very valid and cool thing to say. The only differences here is that the thing is unusually r-slurred (reddit explicitly said that it won't throttle apps specifically catering to the blind btw) and you're not a part of the echo-chambers where those redditors get indoctrinated, so when they emerge from there and blurt it out in the open that's a big "the frick are you on" moment lol.
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Really makes you think
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They should have went with Deafos, they are they ones real uppity and indignant about their disability
capital D Deafos think not being able to hear a blessed thing is good and if something doesn't cater to them, they will sue to get it shut down and ruin it for everyone
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Any blind, deaf or dumb people on here?
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Blind people shouldn't use reddit on phones because nobody wants to hear your shit being read out loud in public smh.
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Seriously, i was never around for it. What exactly was posted to /r/jailbait? Nude photos of 15 year olds, or creepshots of 17 year olds in swimsuits? Both are obviously wrong but one is way bigger of a deal to still be using as evidence a decade later.
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It was any age and mostly kids in like swim suits and leotards etc
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It's so crazy that the dumbest, most poorly-run forum for the dumbest, most poor people stumbled into a goldmine with an AI white swan. They're going to frick it up but they'll still make billions.
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Who is going to do what now?
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Years from now we will have to explain to our children why their teacher ai keeps saying “thank you for the gold, kind stranger!”
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The codecels can't rate limit the API probably
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Lmao. RIF chads keep winning. Reddit devs probably can't figure out how the API works because they've been too busy implementing more snoos or some dumb shit.
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If it's true that everything in reddit is in a relational database with only two tables because it was programmed by malevolent tards, maybe there's only one person who ever knew how this shit worked and they don't work there anymore.
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It's one of those things that's completely opaque from the outside so
Employees on that one site seem to say they don't know what is going on
Reddit employees tell us they prioritize other features instead of making anything work, especially old.reddit
From the last guy's around still with a pulse's testimony they tend to burn through money and employees like kindling and they're somehow down as often as kiwi farms despite having a budget
Specific problems are really anyone's guess, but it's really obvious that problems are there.
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If the tables were
users
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with the latter being a UNIXy "everything is a file" style deal. I guess it sounds like a nightmare, but I would be kind of interested in what an intelligent person, who was familiar with more standard RDB paradigms, would do with it.Jump in the discussion.
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Pretty sure my dad would just immediately shoot everyone in the back of the head.
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As long as you approached it with the right attitude I think it could be kind of fun for a month or two.
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Breaking the rules is never fun. Father would beat when I broke Codd's rules.
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Codd even presciently anticipated this _precise_ use case. Since I can only assume all RDBs religiously adhere to these guidelines, there's no reason to think that there would even be any performance/usage downsides. That's it. I've sold myself. This is the future. Get on board or get left behind.
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@Aevann underscores _render_ right in preview but not in the final markup. This is an _exceedingly_ serious issue that demands immediate mitigation.
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just use astericks
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:You best believe that codd anticipated this use case, ya hear? And all dem RDBs best be adhering to dem guidelines, or dey gonna be left behind fo sure. Ya feel me?
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i think diemorz was a major contributor to the codebase but he made his own reddit alt
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furry rights are human rights
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Incredible, they really did virtue signaling for less than fricking nothing.
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Decisive victory
In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.
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Is there any way that you could send like a bajillion api calls to reddit?
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Why? They're not charging cause the actual API calls are costing them compute wise or anything and now you gotta pay up if you do a bunch.
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Well why not?
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Lmao
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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but reddit is now charging third party apps $$ per api call right? right?
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for coomers
wonder why they managed to implement the nsfw block but not the rest of the changes
edit: nevermind it works after refreshing lol coomers
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Now that's a comeback!
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Lmao
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Alien Blue still works. I never really stopped using it because I hate change.
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HELLO 你好 UPMARSEY 奥玛西 THIS BUT HECKMARSRONICALLY 这个但不是讽刺性的 SNUGGLEMUFFIN 依偎的小松饼 PLATY PLAYTIME 这个但不是讽刺性的 CAPY BOUNCING 蹦蹦跳跳的卡比 THE SOREN SCENARIO 索伦的情景 APRIL 1ST USERNAME INCIDENT 4月1日用户名事件 KIPPOT4EVER BUTTHOLE PINS 永恒的基普特混蛋别针 ADMIN ABUSE 管理员滥用
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Millennials programmers ?
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how r-slurred are reddit devs and/or product managers really?
facebook just launched a twitter competitor like 6 months after it was on paper
reddit is stumbling on api limits with a shit product that they cant monetize after 20 years
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Total iToddler Death.
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