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remember when rdrama deleted everyone's original usernames
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Aevann offered to personally restore it for anyone who asked. Also "I just don't wanna restore the db from the backup" was a legit argument. Also who never fatfingered some user data to dev null?
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Actual developers.
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Wrong!
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Incredibly false and heterosexual.
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Actual developers are the only people who've done it
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Devops morons who are neither developers nor system operators tho
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Let he who is without sin throw the first stone
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All because of a suggestion that was meant for the far future I made
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I never got my original replaced ngl, even by then I had had this username for too long to need to be able to switch back
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literally 1984
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With the downfall of reddit, It's only a matter of time til we become the biggest social media platform on the internet
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Why wish something so terrible on us. I generally like you people. I don’t like most people much
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I remember when WSB was fun, before GameStop killed it with popularity
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lmao that’s never going to happen
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These newer Carpseys are pretty cute ngl. Nice job @JoyceCarolOates .
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Old.Reddit.com will surely be removed eventually and It will probably cause the next schism… and seethe
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Oh man, that'll be problematic for me. I even use Old Reddit on my cellphone (set the browser to Desktop Mode, and turn the phone sideways).
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Who will even be left if old.reddit dies, besides turbo normies and peak reddit addicts?
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I assume they're banking on a new crop of Zoomers and Gen Alphas who've never known anything except the shitty ad-ridden app.
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Turbo normies vs ten year redditors, which is worse?
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the chat wasn't encrypted afaik, so maybe they some rudimentary searching through the data and found a lot of real fricked up shit and got worried about one day being held legally responsible if it comes out. so they delete everything now, because once they're publicly traded it's hard to justify.
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They yeeted my furry fart fetish chats!
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i'm honestly impressed. it's like they took a plane which was flying, and then pointed it to the ground, then when a safety system kicked in and made them stop diving, they decided to override it and keep diving towards the ground
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they're certainly digging a hole for themselves recently
all of this to prep for the IPO in two weeks
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This time for sure reddit is finished!
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I hope rdrama gets a live stock ticker for Reddit when it goes public
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I can't wait for the upcoming First Amendment SCOTUS case rDrama.net vs Reddit where Reddit tries to shut us down for negatively impacting their stock price
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blackmailers and coomers on suicide watch.
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aev, hire me as the outreach manager
create an alt domain on the lines of "lemmy.tv" or something, remove the top banner on that instance. recommend it to the the people when they ask for alternatives "hey check out lemmy.tv"
this is passing off and probably phishing too, both illegal, but based nonetheless
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I wish Aevann would implement ActivityPub in the drama codebase, so we can bring back pinging and bait lemmytards
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making rdrama comments JSONLD sounds
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Same story as tumblr. This is all about grooming and underage girls and boys posting on nsfw. I’ve been reporting all whores without a onlyfans to their host, markmonitor, for months. I’m going to go ahead and take credit. You are welcome
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Need to save a few things before reddit deletes them all.
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r-slurs deserve it for using fricking reddit chat lmao
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God Bless Spez
(never thought I'd say that but he went from editing comments on the_donald to pissing off legit losers)
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Editing comments on the_donald pissed off only legit losers tho
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I still wonder if "The CEO has demonstrated a history of altering the database to change comments with root level access, you cannot prove I made those comments" would hold up in court.
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those losers pissed off my redditors then we ever could in our lifetime
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Pretty sure the first message was "please mlady allow me go gaze upon thine unclothes areolas"
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Does that work
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God no, you'll have more luck with "Daddy might never loved you, but I love those tits"
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only if she is equally fat and her neckbeard is a legbeard
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Ew... gross.
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Pretty amazing. I can't think of an instance where a social media platform deleted personal data like this other than in instances when they were surely going to close down (or maybe I'm not old enough )
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This makes me so sad. Now I don't have the archive of BelleAriel telling me to kill myself. :(
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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LMAO
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watching reddit shit and piss on itself is genuinely hilarious at this point it's like a scripted comedy. what will they think of next?
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Oh thank god, all my kinky embarrassing shit is gone forever. Bless the chadmins and their boundless incompetence!
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