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NFL Week 3 Betting thread- Bryce Young is Bryce Done for now edition

You're fired.

Week 2 was a great week for all contrarians and underdog enthusiasts! Will this continue or will boring better teams come in clutch this week?

Thursday Night Football has the Pats and the Jets to see who gets to be 2-1 in the AFC East this week in the tendon-killer known as Metlife Stadium

Patriots - 2,000 total betted

Jets - 4,600 total betted - WINNER!

Beyond that we have a much more balanced distribution of games on 7 early Sunday games, 5 afternoon Sunday games, 1 primetime Sunday game, and 2 Monday night games :marseyletsgo#:

@BasicallyADoxxer will have some CFB matches for your goombling pleasure as well.

!mensfootball !goomblers @carpathianflorist

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Welcome to CFB week 4 betting!

We'll start with this Midwest showdown, commentary taken from CBS

>No. 24 Illinois at No. 22 Nebraska (Friday): Dylan Raiola and the Cornhuskers have looked like the team that many saw coming. Meanwhile, Illinois came from off the radar to crash the top 25 with a 3-0 start that includes a nonconference win against Kansas. Playing in Lincoln has been a tremendous home field advantage for Nebraska so far and the oddsmakers think it will be again, giving Matt Rhule's group a two-score edge on the points spread.

Illinois - 800 total betted - WINNER!

Nebraska - 2,600 total betted

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Let's go Illini!

:marseyfightingi#llinimascot:

(i am really excited but also really nervous for this game lol :chudconcerned:)

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Some other bets for funsies

Georgia Tech - 1,200 total betted

Louisville - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!

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Arkansas - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!

Auburn - 800 total betted

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Cal - 800 total betted

Florida State - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!

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Michigan State - 1,400 total betted

Boston College - 1,400 total betted - WINNER!

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Kansas State - 2,000 total betted

BYU - 600 total betted - WINNER!

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@Corinthian @FormerLurKONG New betting strategy, copy everything I do :pepemoney:

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:#marseynotes:

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Next we go to an interesting match up between the Wolverines and the Trojans as one tries to course correct and the other is looking to make some noise

>No. 11 USC at No. 18 Michigan: This spread, maybe more than any other in Week 4, shows two teams who have gone in opposite directions in the eyes of the oddsmakers since the season started. The Wolverines were picked by as many as double digits when this game was first posted at sportsbooks over the summer, and now the Trojans find themselves favored by nearly a touchdown in the Big House. Michigan's offensive struggles and USC's defensive improvement have provided the on-field reasons for the huge adjustments in the power ratings. Now, for the second time in a month, the reigning national championships are home underdogs.

USC - 2,200 total betted

Michigan - 600 total betted - WINNER!

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If you like the Big 12 here's a game for you

>No. 12 Utah at No. 14 Oklahoma State (-2.5): One of the games of the year in the Big 12 arrives early in the schedule and will be pivotal is setting up the conference title race for the rest of the season. With a 16-team league the imbalanced schedule will make head-to-head results between contenders crucial to deciding who gets to play for the Big 12 championship, and likely the College Football Playoff bid that comes with it.

Utah - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!

Oklahoma State - 1,000 total betted

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And will Tennessee be able to maintain it's lofty projection as an old guard of the SEC or fall to the might of the newly christened red dirt boys

>No. 6 Tennessee (-7) at No. 15 Oklahoma: Tennessee is starting to look like one of the best teams in the country, but it has yet to put its championship hopes on the line like it will on Saturday night Norman. The Sooners have been up-and-down in their 3-0 start, but a home win against Tennessee could help things really fall into place as they begin their first-ever season of SEC play.

Tennessee - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!

Oklahoma - 800 total betted

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NFL Games are in this comment tree, sorted by the air time :marseycl#ock:

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Sunday Afternoon Games

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It's Andy Dalton time, word is he can see over the O-line

Panthers - 800 total betted - WINNER!

Raiders - 4,000 total betted

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!goomblers, !mensfootball, that's what you get for doubting the Ginger GOAT. :marseywendy:

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:#marseyletsfuckinggo: :#letsfuckinggofast: :#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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49ers - 3,600 total betted

Rams - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!

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Lions - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!

Cardinals - 1,800 total betted

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Hey at least one of them gets to win this week!

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Ravens - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!

Cowboys - 1,600 total betted

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Lamar Jackson is like 20-1 against nfc teams :marseyitsover:

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Darn son

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2 of those losses he didn't even start. The only loss where he did start was against Daniel Jones :marseynewyorker:

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The only loss where he did start was against Daniel Jones

So that's why they paid him the big bucks

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Meme conference.

Right now the NFC has more SB wins; but if you bring Buffalo's SB record up to the mean (0-4, which is statistically unlikely, so we should just call that 2-2 to be fair), we see that AFC has the clear edge, with a full additional win over the AFC.

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Monday 7:30 PM Eastern Battle of "This year we're going all the way" X5 in the AFC

Jaguars - 1,000 total betted

Bills - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!

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Monday 8:15pm Eastern

Commanders - 800 total betted - WINNER!

Bengals - 3,200 total betted

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!mensfootball, is Jayden Daniels the best QB of the 2024 draft class? Many people are saying so. :marseycoonass:

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:marseycry: I didn't think the Bungals would be this bad

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I just bet commies because it thought it would be funny as frick if the Bengals went 0-3. Bum butt franchise

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The Lions are the only good cat team in the NFL

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Sunday Primetime the Chiefs & Refs are going to Atlanta to take on the Falcons

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Chiefs - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!

Falcons - 1,200 total betted

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:marseyraging#: REFBALLED

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As much as I wanted to believes this, the falcons got 3 first downs from the refs on that last attempt of a drive. Kirk got a lot of bail outs as much and as I wanted them to shit on the Chiefs... Atlanta should probably invest in an O-Line before they break both a very expensive Cousins and a high pick Penix.

Not every backup is a Malik Willis https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727062384505442.webp :marseycheesehead#:

I'm high on my teams wins, so see you guys for 2 MNF games tomorrow. :marseyvibing:

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Ya darn straight! We were about to clean up on this pick. :marseypoor:

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Early Sunday games. Will Deshaun Watson play well enough that the Browns won't terminate his contract if the NFL suspends him again?

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Giants - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!

Browns - 3,600 total betted

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Will the Saint's magic offense keep on trucking or will they get exposed by a competent defense?

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Eagles - 2,000 total betted - WINNER!

Saints - 2,800 total betted

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Bow to Sam Darnold, your future 2024 MVP

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Texans - 3,000 total betted

Vikings - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!

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This man will attempt to stop the Baker Mayfield revenge arc

Broncos - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!

Buccaneers - 3,600 total betted

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Puke powered offense vs Mayo powered offense

Packers - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!

Titans - 1,600 total betted

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726538181675118.webp Better not let Malik Willis out QB you vs the Colts Mr. "Generational talent drafted into the best situation possible"

Bears - 3,000 total betted

Colts - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!

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LOL 575 coins because you guys thought the fricking Bears could win. :marseylaughpoundfist: !mensfootball

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I gotta bet on the Bears. This year's the year. This time for sure. :marseybear:

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You bet on the chargers though :marseygiggle:

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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:marseycapitalistmanlet#: Me racking up wins by being a Bears hater

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Last I heard it's Fields again for the Steelers

Update:

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Fields is really going to take the Steelers to 3-0 :marseyxd:

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Chargers - 3,000 total betted

Steelers - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17265383752387962.webp Skylar Thompson is set to start for Miami

Dolphins - 1,000 total betted

Seahawks - 3,000 total betted - WINNER!

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BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS

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>beats the 49ers and Texans

nothing personal kid

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the only sportsballs that I goomble on is !swifties

:#marseylaying: :#taysmart:

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God and the Refs are on your side

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did the safe bets last week and they were all upsets :marseyitsover:

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-852 on the week for me :marseysuicide#: I also gave @coned 3200 coins for bets and he bet on all the upsets so he made bank.

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oh no you lost 850 of yer 10 MILLION DC i lost like 4K that first week :hmph:

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Finally, how did your week go fellow goomblers? I bet pretty conservatively and took L after L as the upset chads ran the table.

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I'll have to go through my bets and make a spread sheet. Can you link the other two week threads?

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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week 1 https://rdrama.net/h/sports/post/297412/nfl-week-1-betting-thread-are

week 2 https://rdrama.net/post/298984/nfl-week-2-betting-thread-its

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These were the winners/gross payouts for each game, so any net gain is -200

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I just lost 7 1:1 roulette bets in a row and am once again completely out of coins. :marseypoor: How is this even possible? It keeps happening. I am convinced :marseyitsrigged:

@DWHITE___________DYNAMITE give it to me straight big man I know you've got the :marseygossip: with the mouse. It's not 49%, is it? @Spiderman is right.

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I fixed it :marseyluckycat:

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:marsey#sadness:

I'm at -50k after promising @ULTRANIGMATIC-MEGAVAMPIRE I'd stop when I was -30k-ish. People keep bailing me out and I just keep losing. :marseytears: Losing 7 coin flips in a row has happened a few times now.

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It's just like the rigged lottershe :marseygambling#:

Need some coins for NFL gambling?

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:marsey#beggar:

I can't promise I'll be able to pay you back, though.

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That's fine, as long as you goomble it in this thread.

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Ping me hard daddy please

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:#marseybeanangry:

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