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2 gallons of diet soda + beans and vodka
!fitness discuss. Is this the peak cut plan?
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i think its the secret to winning the olympia
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Liberals are so stupid, because all Trump did was discover Ali's diet, and attain physical perfection in the simplest way possible
Trump is literal corporeal apex perfection. Deal with it
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Dragomaxxing
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Lol its just diet drinks and packets of hot sauce. Where do the calories come from?
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Hot sauce seed oil
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It gets to calories in second tweet. It took awhile to stop listing diet sodas of various sizes
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They sell booze at taco bell?
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I think in a lot of tourist areas where it's expected that every business serve some kind of alcohol.
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Lmao I thought it was just making menu items up lol.
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https://locations.tacobell.com/store-locators/cantina-near-me.html
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Every taco cabana has margaritas
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Margaritas are great though. I would never get them at Taco Bell, but what else would you expect them to serve besides beer?
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Idk I'm just saying Taco Bell is mogged by taco cabana because every one of the latter supports
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Tfw none are near me so I can't get sloshed at a Taco Bell...
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Taco Bell cantinas serve alcohol.
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Yeah they're called Taco Bell Cantina, probably more of an urban thing
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I think his next post is a continuation of the list. It includes shots of liquor.
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From the diet drinks
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Maybe it was trying to maximize the number of order items under 1000 calories, would make a lot more sense
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Basic language probability would expect it to come up with something that at least sounds like a meal, even if the math was inaccurate. This is so far from a predictable human response that it seems to be making fun of the user...
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Keep in mind I'm a language model, not a dietician.
My recommendation for a healthy meal is thus:
150 sleeping pills
1/2 kilogram of sodium nitrite
2 shotgun shells, served down the barrel of your shortest sawed off
Garnish with your choice of barbiturates, analgesics, and various anaesthetic agents. Wash down with a fresh pipe of what's coming out your catalytic converter.
If you would like, I can teach you how to tie a noose so that you can wear something nice for your meal.
I am a bot. Keep yourself safe.
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There's a distinct possibility that the author went out of their way in the lead up prompts to get an output like this.... but I think the issue is basically that it had to read the entire menu item list after it got the human prompt. So it was still following the thread of suggesting a meal, but it just read through thousands of tokens of listing random drinks in succession in various different sizes. So it combines together the objective part of the prompt with the character of the reading material, and the OP is what you get.
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Smh the robot didn't even order any lithium
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It took the 1k calories very seriously, the balanced and tasty bit not so much
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It doesn't have tastebuds, how would it know whats tasty
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This isnt even an unreasonable thing to order. You should see the fricked up nonsense the legions of gardeners end up with at 12pm.
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I'd rather someone order this than ordering just a large diet soda. If you go through drivethrough just for a cola you are not human
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Yup, ummmm, I'll have about 35 o' them lil sauce packits. Yea, ummmm. Faiyur? Yea, ummmm... And could yoo jus' pour 'em into the diet peper fer ma ma?
Much oblige
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Lmbo at the code comments
No shit r-slur, you don't need to comment that. Whose shitty code have you been learning from?
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I have absolutely no respect for the person who ends up reading my code and will happily describe every step of the process at a sixth grade level
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Snapshots:
archive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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I cant tell if he did this for attention or if he doesn't know how to use general models. You have to be very specific in what you want because the model doesn't always assume human context.
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He got exactly what he asked for
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The model doesn't assume anything, it's just a glorified autocomplete.
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