i thought this already but now its real
also !codecels come laugh and point
https://graz.social/@publicvoit/111147782761723981
slack my nuts
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37702095
i thought this already but now its real
also !codecels come laugh and point
https://graz.social/@publicvoit/111147782761723981
slack my nuts
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37702095
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[[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]]
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That's why I use a chromebook
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Obfuscation through obsolescence
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I went to a lecture on that in college. Basically it's true as far as it keeps the script kiddies out, but knowledgeable actors often have an easier time gaining access to obscure systems simply because they are less tested.
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test on these nuts
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hits nuts with hammer what are the results of that test?
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Successful pen
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This is why I'm running Temple OS on a PowerPC architecture.
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I'm so happy in the CongoSzia_uram 7mo ago #5076773 Edited None spent 0 currency on pingsTempleOS is unironically immune to remote exploits. Its theoretically impossible
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that's why I'm running windows xp
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Lol good friend of mine is apparently still using an eeepc from like 2010 and texted me somberly yesterday that the OS was now in EOL (LM 19.2 Trisha 🥱).
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darn lol i miss those tiny eeepcs
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Got rid of mine 4 years ago, it couldn't even do youtubes anymore
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darn I had one of those. great little laptop. unfortunately it died many years ago.
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Rip Trisha
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That's why I use Windows XP
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Windows XP doesn't have holes in security, it has Open Borders policy.
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Where's that ancient meme of the knee-high hedge fence with the security door in the middle of it with the text "Windows Firewall"...
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I refuse to upgrade from Windows 3.1.
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3.11 is really worth the move tho
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freetard is mad microsoft won't nuke their entire infrastructure for all their paying customers overnight
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you replied too fast to have read it
try again in 15 mins
also they should
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I read it like an hour ago on yc
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ok fair
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Gaslighter don't you think it's a little off-theme to be verified?
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How about you verify deeze nuts?
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Revenge for Huawei, Xi wins again. Get rekt Americ*nts
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One of the benefits of staying 5 years behind the crowd. On-prem master race wins again.
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Entirely unironically yes. Any company rich enough to have its own, on-prem infrastructure should. Cloudshit is for poors and r-slurs.
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Clearly you're not a C level exec. My company is forcing a complete migration off prem to the public cloud over the next two years. The answer of "It's the cloud" when pushed for the actual benefits is delivered with the same energy crypto bros use when saying "blockchain is the future" when asked why anyone should buy in to their half baked ideas.
So far it's only costing us more, with worse performance, and providing substandard RPO in case of disaster. I've been on some spicy calls with the business units about that last one.
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My favorite part of our r-slurred cloud push is: when they got their first bill after sending like 10% of the company to do shit there they told us to stop using it so much as it was too expensive. But we are still going to push to cloud and killing on-prem machines off.
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Lmao they see the introductory and think that's lifetime model. The minute you spend 500k switching shit over they will hike it just high enough for you not to leave
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Public cloud is more expensive with the justification hiring will be easier and cheaper. On boarding new people how you set up your specific setup will be harder than looking for someone who has aws/gcp/azure experience.
I think it makes sense for large companies. Smaller to medium then it depends more
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Eh, it removes a layer of complexity but it's not like anyone who knows Azure/AWS/whatever can just pop in and start working either.
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Im not very aware of how the onprem world is, but I'm assuming infrastructure-as-code doesn't really exist.
Things like aws cdk let you write typescript to provision and set everyone thing up. So if you stick to using it (and dont manually provision things on the web ui) then you can go from 0 to productive just reading the cdk repo. It's pretty readable stuff unlike mountains of yaml templates
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Its pretty neat. Everything is great until you've got an architect who wants a billion stacks, but then they all depend on eachother, defeating the purpose of modularizing the project into different stacks.
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Imagine using literally any M$ product or service.
I will honor-kill my children if they ask for an X-box.
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Thats literally every local and fed government IT sphere basically.
I'd be surprised if there was any private/public sector dev/IT related space that didnt use M$365 bullshit space with Teams+OneDrive+Sharepoint etc.
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Yeah I have never not used teams/onedrive/sharepoint at any job I've had. Both at huge 50,000+ employee companies and <50 employee start ups.
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Pretty much lol it's basically a business standard
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What do use instead?
Trans lives matter
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Sir please do not redeem the backdoor
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THE CLOUD IS TOTALLY SECURE SRSLY
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That's why my company just introduced Secure™ Cloud™ Printing™ Solutions™ to an office with one printer 20 ft away
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Apparently networked printers are actually a major intrusion vector. RETVRN to SCSI
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Aw bugger. If only you'd have posted this a few hours earlier.
I could've really freaked out my boss and possibly even more higher ups! Still, there's always Monday...
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This dude seems very schizo, i don't get that read at all.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Uh oh
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cloudstrags stay losing
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Hi friends, ER doc here.
You and your family should really think about masking up this holiday season.
If you don't, here is what is currently store for you:
completely backed up urgent care centers
Emergency Departments with 6 hour wait times
Pediatric Emergency Departments with 9 hour wait times
72 hour boarding times in the Emergency department for patients admitted to the hospital. And no, I can't make a call and get your loved one upstairs faster, I've been haggling with bed control all day and they can't do shit.
if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a “hallway room”, meaning a bed that is in a hallway
if you scream at myself or my team to try to get things done faster we will probably just scream at you back at this point. Do you realize everyone is screaming at us about the conditions in the hospital? Literally every patient? The exception is family visitors—there is no debate, no discussion: if you scream at us at this point I am just having hospital security remove you
your kid need high flow nasal cannula for their acute respiratory distress for their bronchiolitis? I'm working on it as best as I can but…well there is no easy way to tell you this…but we are kinda running low on those things. And RT is helping intubate a 4th kid this morning in the PICU so they aren't showing for a while anyway
You and your family should really think about wearing a mask this holiday season.
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The true meaning of Christmas
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I hope more companies are forced to ditch Teams and use Messenger instead.
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R-slurred doomposting. I hate Microshit as much as anyone, but I doubt the Chinese hackers are using the exploit to compromise random Windows users instead of mainly targeting U.S. government and key tech sector entities.
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they could be putting in their own telemetry/backdoor into all windows installations.
but i was being mildly hyperbolic because im a eleuthromaniac
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Does this affect people who don't use the cloud? @PeepeeButtKiss never use cloud bullshit is @PeepeeButtKiss safe
Trans lives matter
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It should be treated as anything that microsoft controls is compromised, because of the lack of information.
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Clouds are evil
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Is my virtualized windows ok though?
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as long as it stays within its little box
hopefully
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Government should just build its own cloud instead of relying on Microsoft at this point tbh. Sensitive info from the govt shouldn't even be in the same data center that regular cloud hardware used by the public is in.
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reported for dramaphobia
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chrome os chads stay winning @X discuss
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cant be hacked if i willingly let google look at my data
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i installed gallium ig that makes me a fakecel
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oh that looks cool! any major differences compared to chromeos?
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it's ubuntu but with a chromebook kernel, if you use linux you've used gallium. if you haven't don't worry about switching.
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looks like the last update was pre-covid which is ages ago lol
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u get a "real" linux distro ig
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How long ago was this hack?
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Somewhere around May IIRC?
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Nerd shit?
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That's what this hole is for, yes
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imagine using microsoft to authenticate anything LMAO
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