What do you guys think? funny/useful, or "bro, go touch grass" x3
Both.
What do you guys think? funny/useful, or "bro, go touch grass" x3
Both.
tech/science swag.
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It blows my mind how many redditors cant afford something as cheap as a video game.
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I think it's less they can't afford it, and more being cheap. Which I can relate to lol.
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I pirate video games to frick over developers.
I don't play them.
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Better than ever before, thx unity :)
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you should absolutely grief tech bros when given the opportunity. your game is only worth -$7. let me know when you are paying people to play. I don't do it for free
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You can't afford food and take it out of the dumpster at work.
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heres some of the 'woke' problems he lists
Female characters are intentionally made to look ugly
Breast Size Reduction
Female Defemination
Male Emasculation (with a pic of mario)
No Boob Slider
interracial relationships
!moidmoment !nonchuds the absolute state of moids/chuds
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One of those mofos that leaves long-winded rants in hentai comment sections guarantee you.
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Whitey boi can't handle some BBC
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@BWC is that you homie?
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Me on the right
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You need some BBC whyte boi
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I don't get it?
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Only three of these are a problem
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bro made a virtualtuber to talk through and made sure the nipples were poking through
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People masturbate to this. Think about that, with all the actual porn a person could watch, there are such freaks out there that they feel their repellent nature is enough to push away EVEN THE RECORDED IMAGE OF A REAL WOMAN, as if their failure affected the electromagnetic force, and thus they are reduced to squirting one out to a pastel portrait of a catgirl.
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On the scale of degeneracy, this doesn't even rise to the level of furry.
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I imagine this vast and stygian sea I'm looking out at from some tangled shore, and in that inky blackness, its surface calm and flat like an icy mirror, I see a dogfricker in the murk. I turn my head in disgust, but there's an anime enjoyer, cooming in those awful depths, its terrible voice floating up hauntingly and asking me indiscernibly about my “power level”.
I decide to take the rocks out of my pockets and back away from this frozen waste. I have more to offer this world.
IMAGINE being so mortified by those who SHOULD kill themselves that you decide you SHOULDN‘T.
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Tautological.
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Nonfiction = Fiction Fiction = Nonfiction
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Admittedly, “inky blackness” is pretty bad. I wanted to avoid “swirling” or “caustic”, or “poisoned depths” because I went to the effort to describe its surface as flat and icy.
Murky, maybe. There is a better word, though. Something less about color and more about volume that I'm not remembering
Edit- “endless” would work, but sounds funny with “blackness”. Maybe remote?
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Was joshing, but since you already used 'stygian', I'd advise cutting out the adjective and only using one word. Either 'blackness', 'black' (noun), or 'inkiness'.
'I'm' + 'looking out at from' + 'some ___ shore' also seem too colloquial given the tone. If you're trying for Lovecraft, maybe substitute 'I regard from a tangled shore'. Cuts down the verbiage while still using a tall register.
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I DO tend to get carried away with too many adjectives, so I think you're right on this one, plus it allows me to bank a word I could use in the next ‘graph.
You're a good editor
EDIT- oooohh I like this edit you made “ 'I regard from a tangled shore'. — like a missive from ten sentences ahead. Fancy!
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thanks bby I know it's a lot easier to crit than write.
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May I suggest 'neighborrdly'?
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Arrr, we cut through these n*ggardly seas!
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Well to be fair, go on the frontpage of pornhub and 95% will be ugly. Idk if that justifies masturbating to this, but it has to be mentioned.
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A peepee in the mouth of a five points to the next seven on decline. So sayeth The Lord God
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Even if thats true those arent even fives on pornhub. More like twos and threes. And no amount of peepees helps.
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Set your preferences back to “Straight”.
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Idk if Im just unlucky, I dont watch porn that often, but everytime Im on pornhub its just a collection of ugly actresses making dumb expressions. I think pornhub has become shit since they banned all non verified accounts but idk.
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https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/218312/kotakuinaction-user-made-a-woke-discount/5327269#context
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I just went on pornhub to check if Im wrong and In greeted by ugly upon ugly, with and occasional alright inbetween. Maybe you just gotta up your standards, pal 💅
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Those fish eyes
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He had to: otherwise he'd be guilty of woke sins.
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Well thats an instant 10 dollars off of whatever he is selling for ugly female character
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is this some sort of a redpill dogwhistle??
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G*mers still can't get their heads around the concept of boycotting
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Never have.
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Why buy the game at all if you're just going to hate it?
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Because you have to consume no matter what!
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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