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88 MPH = Hitler Reference
OK so is the number 88 just verboten now? Like none of those r-slurs heard of Back to the Future? Like we're just letting a few inbred fricks dictate what numbers are offensive now?
Frick this gay earth.
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you cant get any number on these plates
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Can a Hitler enthusiast inform me on how 18 is a Hitler reference?
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You know who else was 18 years old once?
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woah... This really makes me regret being 18 once. I'll have to apologize on facebook.
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since you apologize you are fricking now GIGA GUILTY enjoy a fricking life of everyone who wants to cancel you going out of their way to avoid you
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MY MOOOOM
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according to the ADL. its hard to find a number that isn't associated with hitler
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LMAO, good precepts.
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fricking knew Michael Jordan was a Nazi
luckily the Bulls knew too and retired the 23 jersey
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Likes another sports team with a red jersey. Possibly indicates triad loyalties...
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I have no idea how anyone takes the ADL seriously. PETA level silliness where the genociders are always hiding in your walls.
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Tbf the nazi prison gangs do use this really sneaky stuff of using numbers to show their allegiance. Which they learned from all the races they hate.
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How is AFROS13 a birthday?
18 ❤️ 18
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Very offensive.
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Whoa, you don't want to frick with those PI314 neighbors. They will encircle your spot, come at you from all sides, and literally never stop. Just when you think you've finally seen the last of them, motherlovers show up somewhere you ain't expected.
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They sound completely irrational.
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It's California, they're offended by their neighbor's breathing.
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88 is very lucky number for the chinese anti-asian hate is rampant in california
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88 Stop Asian hate! 88
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see the prices of "88" car plates here: https://www.sgcarmart.com/directory/carplate_index.php
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$41,000 for a magic number?
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many businessmen chinx are very superstitious lol
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You guys just auction off specific plates over there? Very
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Delaware does it as well. All their plates are number-only, and it's considered a status symbol to own the lowest-numbered plate possible. It's around $10k if you want a four-digit plate, and someone spent half a million a few years ago to get plate #6.
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Got darn chinx love their 8s
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found the incel
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The Chinese grocery stores here are "88 Ranch" iirc. If I ever lose access to the full range of asian groceries I'm going to start worshipping Ayatollah Khomeini.
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Reddit jannies could be gainfully employed at this job where they get to be terminally offended.
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