California Personalized License Plate Requests Flagged for Review 2015-2016
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OP pin my way better post about this from years ago IMMEDIATELY.
https://rdrama.net/post/36013/the-oregon-dmv-is-officially-oppressing
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If you enjoy license plate related content and want more, see above.
Please note that contrary to parent's claim, this post is in fact inferior in at least two key ways:
It's from Oregon, which is like a shitty, rainy store-brand California entirely lacking in righteous beach babes, Hollywoods, and Coachellae.
It wasn't made by me.
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Then why have 43 million Californians moved to Oregon?
The entire concept of California peaked with the late 60s surf rock classic "California Sun". Deal with it.
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Like I said, it's a shitty store brand for poors that can't afford the genuine article. If you can't afford $1700/month to hang up a curtain in the living room of some creepy dude's one bedroom in Silverlake, you might as well just neck yourself now.
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Because unless they moved there solely to work for Nike or Intel, they failed to keep up with the hustle required to live in the Golden State.
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kek
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degrading
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this is yayo-misia
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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88 MPH = Hitler Reference
OK so is the number 88 just verboten now? Like none of those r-slurs heard of Back to the Future? Like we're just letting a few inbred fricks dictate what numbers are offensive now?
Frick this gay earth.
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you cant get any number on these plates
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How is AFROS13 a birthday?
18 ❤️ 18
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Can a Hitler enthusiast inform me on how 18 is a Hitler reference?
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You know who else was 18 years old once?
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woah... This really makes me regret being 18 once. I'll have to apologize on facebook.
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since you apologize you are fricking now GIGA GUILTY enjoy a fricking life of everyone who wants to cancel you going out of their way to avoid you
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MY MOOOOM
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according to the ADL. its hard to find a number that isn't associated with hitler
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LMAO, good precepts.
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fricking knew Michael Jordan was a Nazi
luckily the Bulls knew too and retired the 23 jersey
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Likes another sports team with a red jersey. Possibly indicates triad loyalties...
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I have no idea how anyone takes the ADL seriously. PETA level silliness where the genociders are always hiding in your walls.
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Their reaction to the Gaza war was quite informative. They had a spokesman on CNN screaming for vengeance, calling Palestinians animals, etc.
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Tbf the nazi prison gangs do use this really sneaky stuff of using numbers to show their allegiance. Which they learned from all the races they hate.
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Very offensive.
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Whoa, you don't want to frick with those PI314 neighbors. They will encircle your spot, come at you from all sides, and literally never stop. Just when you think you've finally seen the last of them, motherlovers show up somewhere you ain't expected.
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They sound completely irrational.
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It's California, they're offended by their neighbor's breathing.
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88 is very lucky number for the chinese anti-asian hate is rampant in california
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88 Stop Asian hate! 88
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see the prices of "88" car plates here: https://www.sgcarmart.com/directory/carplate_index.php
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$41,000 for a magic number?
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many businessmen chinx are very superstitious lol
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You guys just auction off specific plates over there? Very
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Delaware does it as well. All their plates are number-only, and it's considered a status symbol to own the lowest-numbered plate possible. It's around $10k if you want a four-digit plate, and someone spent half a million a few years ago to get plate #6.
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Got darn chinx love their 8s
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found the incel
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The Chinese grocery stores here are "88 Ranch" iirc. If I ever lose access to the full range of asian groceries I'm going to start worshipping Ayatollah Khomeini.
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Reddit jannies could be gainfully employed at this job where they get to be terminally offended.
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lmfao
it is a talking piece of SHIT
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mfw you can't say monkey at all it's like that smuggie
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I wonder how much a PEPE 88 costs
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NO 69 CAR
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Code mky could also mean code micky which is a slur against the irish. Or maybe code mickey is a r*pe reference. Us oldstrags used to call drugging someone slipping them a micky. So if you have a rufied chick over at your place maybe you text your friends "code mickey" and then they know its to come over and do a gang r*pe.
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talking piece of SHIT
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Apparently you're only allowed to make Back to the Future jokes on your plate if you are driving an honest to god Delorian. Seems fair, tbqh.
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It could! You can't prove it doesn't!
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The names V. Agent Vagina
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these people should run the entire gov
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My favorite thing about a lot of these is how the DMV employees actually bother to investigate the most inane requests. “Oh, the guy DOES own a Tesla”, “Does not own a 1981 DeLorean”.
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PEE
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Unironically you should be able to put emojis on license plates (and marseys once we go mainstream )
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You can have heart, star, hand and plus signs on California plates.
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Based. I guess some cool things do come out of California
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TIL, I was confused as frick about some of them having emojis.
Marsey plates when?
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Pursuing suspect vehicle, plates CHIOBU and... the chingchong marsey with the glowing lights... I think.
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Meh emojis cause too many issues. I took down my office printers for two days because I was including emojis in the print job names and HP never anticipated that.
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Tbf HP never anticipated people actually needing to install their drivers. Or print documents.
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WTF? You can't have cat on your license plate? /r/datingover30 Cali women on suicide watch
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Really wanna know the story behind needing a review on fat cat.
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they didnt even give a reason for fat cat, youre just supposed to know
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Slur against landchads
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Omg I just saw you driving around.
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emojis in license plates are gay
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good luck catching � � � � � feggers
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Frickin license jannies
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Fricking r-slur its a back to the future reference
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I wanted SNALTRL for my Volvo because it's slow as a snail and likes trails but it got rejected.
Anyways, here's my beautiful baby Volvo. So far I've only spent $1500 on it.
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Should've gotten DRYPSSY (tell them you have a side business rescuing cats that fall into wells) because that's what any foid would have in that vehicle.
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Choosing a car based on how positively a woman would perceive it is pretty pathetic.
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Add this to the post https://lamag.com/transportation/rejected-vanity-plates
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MPH 88 > Hitler reference
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I can sympathize with the car jannies a little bit. Anytime I see someone use 88 I have to do a double take and wonder if that's a reference to the year they were born, or a
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or it's a
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Why come?
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8 sounds like "prosper" in chinese so we like 8s
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I want a Ferrari FF so I can try to get FF SAKE as my plate. More realistic is a GT350 with TREEFTY.
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Wow, great example of government being the most annoying thing ever.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Cool to see someone at the DMV is a fellow Rick and Morty enjoyer. Wonder why someone with genius level intelligence would choose to work at that shithole though
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These guys would make great reddit mods.
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I think that it is best to lure the fed into a state of calmness by using a normal, generic license plate. That way it's easier to suddenly turn the tables on him at some lonesome gas station out by the Interstate when a mist has come in, then shoot him in the back of the head and dump his body in one of those runoff ditches.
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Tag urself I'm "peepee"
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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