I'm here to do my end of the year check in. I only stop by here once or twice a year and I'm not sure how many of you remember me, but much like an ancient curse I have come back to frick shit up and give you an update on my recent activities. After the fall of exploding heads on lemmy due to efforts to censor us by soft rage driven snow flakes we migrated to nostr. However, I found nostr to be gayer than this website, and not in a good way. Much like my mom's old dildo, it was a broken thing. The website is essentially a broken version of Twitter, with no effort to make things work right. And all my wisdom led me back to gab where I had to argue with outrageously homophobic self proclaimed Nazis. In truth they were probably just federal agents but my Alex Jones conspiracy theories will have to wait for another time. And even if they were real, it's not my fault that they miss their last experience at a Gloryhole at a Roy Rogers rest stop bathroom. Either way free forum or the dank microwave taco pressed on. And we now have a new home outside of gab that I hope to build up. As I've said, in the past, I've always wanted to host a community where anyone could say anything. And guess what bitches, we gonna do that. My only disappointment is that I could not get our website sponsored by Peepee in a box, the gift for the whole family to enjoy. Long story short I'm still here, I didn't die yet, and if I did die, it's because carp drugged me and r*ped me to death in a back alley in Baton Rouge. And for those that don't know., yes, I'm a conservative nut job, but I'm in support of abortion rights and don't give a frick what religion or sexuality or gender you want to be. Yes my political and personal views are very fricked up but at the end of the day, aren't we all just a little fricked up and imperfect? Anyway, y'all take care and until the next time I want to visit drag queen paradise, peace out, love peace and chicken grease
I am like the evil emperor from Star Wars, aside from being hideously ugly I am still around bitches
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I promise you I am never setting foot south of the mason dixon again
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Good, please encourage everyone around you to never go down into that hellhole either
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Lol nice
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You ever wonder what Palpatine did all day as Emperor? We already know he never changed out of his bathrobe. You think he was basically retired, eating cubed fruit and watching local news?
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Palpatine was part of !chuds, he was constantly coming up with more ways to oppress aliens.
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He'd tend to his porg menagerie and be a little too into his stories. Like someone would need him to be evil somewhere but he couldn't between 3 and 4 because that's when Days was on.
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Last time I looked up the local news I searched under BBC however, all I found were big black c o c k s
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Exceptional post
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And I will always say this you guys have a pretty cool website
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All was well in the Land of Capyvan…
Until an evil fish appeared.
:“Go ahead,” said the carp. “Let my people view porn.”
: Nooo, for it is Haram! And the people will get fat and lazy and have weird thoughts of bestiality.
Let them have weird thoughts!
The shock of futa peepee was too much for the capyvan, who sadly exploded and died.
Rest In Peace, Capyvan.
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idk who tf you are, but you should change your name to a dragon ball z character.
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I'm corin the kitty master
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BASED
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For the record, I was in love first
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