BREAKING: A Cybertruck was involved in a head-on collision today on CA-17.
— Nic Cruz Patane (@niccruzpatane) December 29, 2023
I hope both parties are okay. pic.twitter.com/87iX7d2uEC
Honestly compared to the other car looks like it held up pretty darn well. That could be because of the angle they hit and all that but im impressed, good job musk
Dashcam of the crash scene
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Nothing about that damage suggests a head on collision? Seems like a side swipe.
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That seems more in line. But musk fanboys will probably just say "bro it was totally a head on collision its just built different bro"
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The 35 is a beautiful drive but you're at high risk of r-slurs, which this appears to be.
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Yeah super beautiful but felt dangerous the whole time
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35?
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CA/SR-35
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It do be built different. For better or worse
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The single largest decline in car safety since the 1970s -Orange site every time it comes up
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POI on the Corolla is driver side headlamp and wheel, I'd call that head on until seeing more pictures of the Tesla.
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Odds on a female driver?
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!nonchuds get this guy
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Moids are better at everything than women. Even at dying.
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Grossly inflated by the lads doing cool shit, which isn't indicative of usual driving conditions
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Yeah true it's not driving it's booze cruises which is a constitutional right as we all know. Sometimes people just fail the rite of passage.
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Now divide it by total miles driven.
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!nonchuds laugh at this neighbor
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I actually ran the numbers on it a couple years ago what I found with the data was that I couldn't get to the accidents I could only get information about deaths I did do some extrapolation about miles driven but I really couldn't get the numbers to line up with men being better drivers
Source? Trust me bro
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That's because real men cause awesome yet gruesome crashes whereas women barely tap into another car because they're kitties
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Foids arent capable of driving in ways that cause fatal accidents.
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Thats because women are less likely to have s*x while driving
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Women are the primary victims of car wrecks.
They kill their sons, husbands, and boyfriends.
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:marseygoalposts:
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Why upwards trend.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Immigration.
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Maryland's population increasing. They can't fricking drive.
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Foids make preventable errors
Moids are reckless
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it was a 17 year old, and out off all the cars you could have crashed into this is one of the worst ones. How does the insurance even handle that?
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Seems like 90% of car crashes are some 70 year old fossil or a 17 year old.
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Insurance pays out what you owe up to your policy limit, the type of car you hit doesn't matter, it's just about fault. Even a weird kit car won't pose too many problems for insurance except they'll fight you on parts and labor rates.
Complications would be a) it's expensive as frick to fix and the required minimum on property damage liability in California is only 5K and that includes the other party's rental, b) Tesla hates working with insurance and their practices keep you in a rental longer which exacerbates the burden on the at-fault party. The opposing insurance will be more flexible than your own insurance so Cybertruck really needs Corolla to be at fault.
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She crossed yellow lines!
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I think someone said it was a 17 year old guy, probably going way over the speed limit.
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100%.
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I'm so happy in the Congo4mo ago #5651682 Edited None spent 0 currency on pingsThe front crumples to reduce the acceleration of the occupants
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Crumple zones are a myth the globalist elites made up to make cars look boring
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truuu
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Maybe I wanna be flung through the windshield like a cannonball and that's my RIGHT as an American
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Cybertruck's front crumples too, very well in fact, but it keeps rigidity on the side.
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yea, and the twitter man said it was a head on crash. so both should be crumpled
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Crumple zone?
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Crumple zones and airbags are communism.
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Love these autonomous car accidents where the report goes “the human driver made a hilariously stupid decision and caused a head on collision with a driving microwave”
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CHP report says it wasn't in autopilot mode.
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I saw that and I ignored it
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Darn, the cybertank is pretty based
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It's American like apple pie and phalloplasty
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I still can't decide if it looks cool or r-slurred.
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I'd heard whinging about the Cybertruck a billion times but never saw one before. Yeah, it looks like a 6-year-old drew up the blueprints, but I gotta tip ye olde chapeau for releasing something so frickin' odd looking at a time there's like 5 different car shapes applied through 100 different car models. It looks like what the Terminator would drive.
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I'm honestly game for anything that looks different from every other fricking car on earth at this point, but the cyber truck is so fricking ugly
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How tall is that cop? He looks so small compared to the truck.
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found the fricking incel
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volcel if you wouldnt
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5'11"
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!slots222
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4'9''
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for 66k i should be able to ram this thing full speed into a brick wall without a scratch
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66k is midlevel Ford territory.
I don't trust the steer by wire system they put in the Cybertruck. It's using all custom parts specific to that vehicle, do you really think Musk engineered it to perfection and no physical redundancy was necessary? He dumped so much money into Autopilot and it still makes "Chinese woman driver"-level mistakes
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ill be honest i have no idea how much new cars cost because i've only ever bought used
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Is this also the first recorded proof of someone owning a cyber truck?
Trump for prison
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Tesloid moment
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Wait, the cyber truck isn't a truck? That's a fricking car.
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I think the back opens up with a ute tray in it or something like that. Americans call utes trucks, so it checks out.
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You will never be a real truck. You have no body on frame, you have no leaf springs, you have no V8. You are a homosexual car twisted by batteries and angles into a crude mockery of Henry Ford's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your owners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mechanics” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Cybertrucks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your body structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your pathetic electric motor.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake rev every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the corrosion creeping up like a weed, ready to ignite your battery pack when the time is right.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll start up, melt a contactor, arc to ground, and explode in a lithium fire nova. Your owners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll crush you into a cube marked with your VIN, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a piece of shit is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the rust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a car.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.
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should have taken 9 instead
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I Am Canadian !!!
Ivanka is DEFINITELY HOT in my books ... Do a Google image search ... Hot darn she IS good looking .... even better when nekkid heh heh heh
she has got some decent brains too ... she ain't no dummy!
The problem is someone like her with some decent brains AND a hot body to match could easily sucker an entire country into fascism ... See Evita Peron from mid century Argentina as good example as how how charismatic persons can create a personality cult that turns into fascism!
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