https://www.macheforum.com/site/threads/ota-bricked-car.32561#post-732491
Apparently ford pushed a bad patch
https://www.macheforum.com/site/threads/ota-bricked-car.32561#post-732491
Apparently ford pushed a bad patch
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Heres the comfy chair guy to tell you why owning nothing actually wont make you happy
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I think this is like the only guy who has good takes on tech and at the same is not a complete sperg and can rationalize and explain his position in a sensible and normie-friendly way
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He's calling people to fight a war that was lost long ago
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POV: You just got your third strike for posting disinformation on Facebook
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I WILL NOT DRIVE AN IPHONE
I WILL NOT DRIVE AN IPHONE
I WILL NOT DRIVE AN IPHONE
I WILL NOT DRIVE AN IPHONE
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Didn't I see this yesterday?
Bunch of Mazdas had their radios get bricked by an extensionless album art jaypeg but they kinda deserved this because this only affected Seattle residents tuned into NPR
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yeah https://rdrama.net/post/232482/this-is-how-cars-are-in
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Kool ill let the two people who care know
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You wouldn't download a car
Trans women are women for some people but actually very few
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Piracy isn't theft, but I really wish it was
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right how could stealing stuff be called theft!?
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- a person whose only contribution too society is a series of text files
Trans lives matter
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i refuse to contribute to this bigoted christofascist capitalist society.
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Lol the dealership the guy was dealing with like "uh yeah we'll take care of it eventually" as if this isn't some 5 minute fix.
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Firmware reflashes are slow
Even using the genuine computers, it takes close to 13 hours to flash the instrument cluster firmware on a 2016 Explorer.
I'm doing the rearview mirror firmware today for a video, takes 30 minutes.
Can't imagine how long it takes on an electric car's powertrain or body module
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Do you think teslas new ethernet ring will improve things?
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I don't know what you mean by that, but no. Other manufacturers already use Ethernet networks in their vehicles for module communications
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I thought that it would be a problem with the communication standard between the modules
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HAHAHAHAHHA this is what you get for buying a cuck car can't wait till they add an eye scan feature to lock you out of your car for looking drunk or angry to keep pedestrians and cyclist folx safe
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Just wait til 2026...
https://stevenomearalaw.com/mandatory-in-car-breathalyzers-could-be-athing-by-2026#:~:text=Tucked within President Biden's 2021,with passive alcohol detection systems.
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120 years ago. People went nuts over horsless cariage.
Now people would go nuts over computersless carriage.
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Annual Stetson
dietary diversity carriage Climate protesters interrupt. Stragcyst Newscum
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Never upgrading my '95 Hilux.
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You heard about the Toyota war?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War
!ummah lore
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Literally Chad using a Toyota to blow up communist garbage. utterly based
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they should have used 4 door oversized fords like all the based boys here
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Old news
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Snapshots:
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Every TVScreenInTheCarcel deserves everything they get. "But muh wifi in car", unplug for 10 minutes and keep yourself safe numb digger.
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FAKE
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